# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1402 "2019-11-26T17:50:18Z")
**Why all the misplaced hatred for The Little Drummer Boy? Opening Acts That Upstaged Huge Headliner** If I was one of 3 kings traveling from afar to a make-or-break gig in Bethlehem, only to be forced to go on after some local fuck puh-ruh-puh-puh-pums the audience into smiling, I’d be pissed too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1403 "2019-11-26T21:43:07Z")
\*\* A question about the future of phones Mold? Algae? What is this stuff?\*\* Someday you’ll be able to take your phone into the shower. But not yet. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1404 "2019-11-27T02:53:52Z")
\*\* Mold? Algae? What is this stuff? Will there even be a 2020 election?\*\* “I mean, we know everyone wanted to have an election, and it was totally on the schedule and everything, but the ballots are just, like, really _really_ gross and we need to soak them in bleach until at least 2021.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1405 "2019-11-27T15:02:51Z")
**The poor mans version of … Ford vs Feerrari Cast ?** **Ford vs Feerrari** is the mockbuster version of **Ford vs Ferrari**. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1406 "2019-11-27T15:06:45Z")
\*\* New Nick Cage movie, starring Nick Cage as Nick Cage Movies based on multiple, unrelated books\*\* Future movie sequels include New Bob Dylan movie, starring Bob Dylan as Bob Dylan New Harrison Ford movie, starring Harrison Ford as Harrison Ford and New Donald Trump movie, starring Donald Trump as Donald Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1407 "2019-11-27T15:20:04Z")
\*\* Amazing! Attention Chocolate Lovers Wagner in Berlin\*\* Yes, I loves me some German chocolate ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1408 "2019-11-27T15:20:51Z")
**Canned food drives are bullshit Eating fast food for a month** You should donate money so the hungry can eat fast food for a month. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1409 "2019-11-27T15:32:55Z")
**How effective would a trained military sniper team be on top of a skyscraper? Where Is All the CO?** They wouldn’t be very effective without a CO to lead them. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1410 "2019-11-27T17:59:51Z")
\*\* What single exercise has made the most difference for you? This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife\*\* Killing turkeys really builds up my biceps ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1411 "2019-11-27T20:20:20Z")
**Do you have a theory about why people are getting more obese? Vegans and naturally-shed animal products Eating fast food for a month** Personally, I think the second answer is more likely, but that’s just my theory. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1412 "2019-11-27T21:55:15Z")
**What happens if you throw a coconut in a campfire? Children with amnesia** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1413 "2019-11-28T02:00:19Z")
**Good news: My fridge did not burn my house down Screw it, we ain’t cooking this year!** And _that’s_ how we ended up at the drive-through for Thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1414 "2019-11-29T15:24:25Z")
**Where did I get this phrase? Wood stove door gasket** I don’t know, but if I keep mumbling it loudly enough, they leave me plenty of extra space on the bus. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1415 "2019-11-30T01:55:17Z")
\*\* Do you have a theory about why people are getting more obese? What is worth splurging on?\*\* My vote is for the three-meat plate at Dickey’s Barbecue Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1416 "2019-12-02T15:01:49Z")
\*\* generic 60s dance music from movies and tv Snoopy’s great!\*\* I love dancing to the Royal Guardsmen. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1417 "2019-12-02T16:03:10Z")
Separated by this thread, so when I post, they’ll be sequential: \*\* Strange Ways People You Know Have Met Each Other And Now, Introducing…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1418 "2019-12-02T18:15:03Z")
\*\* “Americans are dying at alarming rates”. Does it feel that way from where you sit? Baby falling through window\*\* It may be anecdotal, but seeing babies plummet out the window really brings the problem home to you. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1419 "2019-12-02T22:38:44Z")
\*\* Baby falling through window What is worth splurging on?\*\* A sturdy net. And consider paying for overnight shipping. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1420 "2019-12-03T00:39:07Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Separated by this thread, so when I post, they’ll be sequential: > > \*\* Strange Ways People You Know Have Met Each Other > > And Now, Introducing…\*\* They’re sequential now. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1421 "2019-12-03T00:58:45Z")
\*\* How many beers should a good bar have on tap? The poor mans version of … A Christmas Food Poll\*\* Sure, all the poor care about is their beer… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=70) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=72)