# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1422 "2019-12-03T02:37:22Z")

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**Are there any looted historical artifacts that SHOULDN’T be returned?  
Let’s talk kitty litter**

Who knew that kitty litter from Cleopatra’s cats could stink so badly after all this time?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1423 "2019-12-03T14:02:49Z")

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**People always asking: (Is the person you’re meeting) “he or a she?”  
Is ma’am offensive?**

If they’re a he, it is.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1424 "2019-12-03T15:36:18Z")

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**Non-Great-Debaters: what would make it better?  
Exasperation**

Yeah, the conversations in GD are just too nicey-nice. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1425 "2019-12-03T16:50:13Z")

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\*\* Just asking questions  
Why do you post on the Straight Dope Message Board?  
What do you do with these newfangled enormous car keys?  
Why do people work on PC in a coffee shop?  
What is it like to attend the Macy’s Thaksgiving parade?  
Do you have a theory about why people are getting more obese?  
Large or even Neighborhood Christmas lights question\*\*

Please be sure to phrase your question as a question.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1426 "2019-12-03T17:41:10Z")

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**Please don’t give me \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ for Christmas  
Solar Freaking Roadways… again.**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1427 "2019-12-03T20:48:30Z")

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**Help me plan an exit strategy in the MMP  
Solar Freaking Roadways… again.**

You can exit quickly on solar roadways.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1428 "2019-12-04T14:40:02Z")

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\*\* PhDs who are referred to as Dr, and those who aren’t  
Hey Doc, can ya take a look at this?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1429 "2019-12-04T15:41:51Z")

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**Strange Ways People You Know Have Met Each Other  
And Now, Introducing…**

Yeah, I hired Bob Barker to smooth over those awkward first moments.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1430 "2019-12-04T15:42:13Z")

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**People always asking: (Is the person you’re meeting) “he or a she?”  
PhDs who are referred to as Dr, and those who aren’t**

Everyone calls them Dr, so I don’t know if they’re a Mr or Mrs!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1431 "2019-12-04T16:39:08Z")

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\*\* Is there any difference between not being born and being dead?

Help me plan an exit strategy in the MMP  
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Not Being Born is the way to go. It doesn’t leave a record, the way living and then dying does.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1432 "2019-12-04T16:49:15Z")

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\*\*Just asking questions

Should I visit Boston in January?\*\*

Is there a conspiracy here?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1433 "2019-12-04T17:56:40Z")

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\*\* Probability of a currency collapse within the next 3 decades?

Do you care how much a gift costs?

Poll: Where do you park at home?

Just asking questions\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1434 "2019-12-04T19:37:31Z")

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\*\*Snappy responses to “OK boomer”

Is there any difference between not being born and being dead?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1435 "2019-12-05T14:43:54Z")

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\*\* A question only for people in states where pot is legal  
Stinky cat question\*\*

My cat loves pot, but it makes him stink!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1436 "2019-12-05T16:43:08Z")

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\*\* This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife

Is there any difference between not being born and being dead?\*\*  
This Turkey was Never Born.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1437 "2019-12-05T17:17:44Z")

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\*\* Racist, or Stupid? A Party Game  
George Zimmerman - In the news again\*\*

He is both

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1438 "2019-12-06T00:56:53Z")

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**Does a dog tend to have owners who think it understands every word is says?  
Uh-oh! Not this. Please say it isn’t so…**

I’d say it isn’t so, but my dog wouldn’t understand me.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1439 "2019-12-06T01:06:45Z")

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**Fuck Hillary Clinton!  
This has to stop: extreme actions at political gathering**

That’s pretty extreme

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1440 "2019-12-06T01:44:55Z")

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**New country established by fugitive guru from India. How is this going to play out?  
Probability of a currency collapse within the next 3 decades?**

A whole lotta folks had their life savings wiped out in the hyperinflation of the Kailasan rupee.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1441 "2019-12-06T02:14:28Z")

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\*\*What do you think of Hillary’s smack down of Sanders?

Fuck Hillary Clinton!\*\*

Asked and answered.

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