# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1442 "2019-12-06T14:58:34Z")

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\*\* Can an American town ban Christmas?  
Contradictory legal decisions on unrelated issues\*\*

Christmas, yes. Smoking, no.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1443 "2019-12-06T16:42:34Z")

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**Dad Jokes  
Postage Stamps!**

Tee-hee!

Almost as good as “Wears suspenders!” and “Reads newspapers!”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1444 "2019-12-07T15:40:16Z")

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**The Whole Package  
Jeremy Irons**  
If you like that type

**NY-to-LA in 27 hours 25 minutes. New Cannonball run record  
Mass Killings in the United States 2019  
Electric Vehicle critics**

There’s a great movie in that one.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1445 "2019-12-08T17:54:00Z")

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\*\* Opening a Comic Shop: What would YOU stock  
Heart Palpitations\*\*

It’s definitely a more popular series than Captain Eczema or the Chronic Diarrhea League.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1446 "2019-12-09T02:11:33Z")

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**What exactly happened ~10,000 years ago that converted the nomadic existence to the farming?  
Electric airplanes**

Well, it’s certainly a _novel_ theory.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1447 "2019-12-09T03:00:50Z")

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**I predict a PANIC in the streets. (this is just not fair)  
Our bath tub won’t drain.**

I think you overestimate the general public’s response to your situation.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1448 "2019-12-09T16:11:44Z")

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\*\* Saudi Arabia Ends Gender-Segregated Restaurants.  
Do women NOT like barbecue?\*\*

There are only so many ways you can serve brisket at Ibn Saud’s Real Down-Home Barbecue.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1449 "2019-12-09T16:20:58Z")

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\*\* Do you like beets?  
Snoopy’s great!\*\*

I love Joe Cool, but he is a “beat.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1450 "2019-12-09T18:08:55Z")

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**What was the “pith” in a helmet?  
Is this normal cat behavior?**

Yes: they pith in _everything_.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1451 "2019-12-09T22:03:54Z")

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**What was the first thing people stood in line for days for?  
Electric airplanes**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1452 "2019-12-10T01:40:36Z")

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**Entropy - Why can’t it decrease  
Is this normal cat behavior?**

Nope, they always increase entropy.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1453 "2019-12-10T03:05:07Z")

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\*\* Lets talk about Soup…

Do you like beets?

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Not in my soup. I _loathe_ borscht!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1454 "2019-12-10T13:29:33Z")

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\*\* You have been given your own TV show - now what?

Most depressing sitcom episode

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1455 "2019-12-10T14:26:35Z")

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\*\* Lies you always tell yourself and you always believe  
NY-to-LA in 27 hours 25 minutes. New Cannonball run record  
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What a lie! Nobody could do that!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1456 "2019-12-10T14:44:09Z")

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\*\* Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Rape should be legal, as long as it’s not “violent”\*\*

Does that Stupid Republican idea TRUMP them all?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1457 "2019-12-10T15:01:52Z")

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\*\* Definitive versions of Christmas Songs  
Snoopy’s great!\*\*

Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy’s Christmas

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1458 "2019-12-10T16:48:40Z")

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\*\* Fuck Hillary Clinton!  
Rape should be legal, as long as it’s not “violent”  
Friendly Advice for Drunky\*\*

I was told to do it, it was legal,it was friendly, and I was drunk

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1459 "2019-12-10T18:01:02Z")

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**You have been given your own TV show - now what?  
TV Show Characters from Arkansas**

It’s true, my Mom was born in Arkansas!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1460 "2019-12-11T04:36:22Z")

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**Lets talk about Soup  
Who else loves Christmas horror movies?**

[This one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vunjcLIZ454&t=2m3s) is my favorite.\*

\*warning, not for sensitive stomachs.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1461 "2019-12-11T13:07:07Z")

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**Generally accepted as true, despite proven false news.  
Don’t play in active volcanoes, people!**

Darnit, all the lamestream media tells me I can play in active volcanoes ☹

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