# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1462 "2019-12-11T14:41:13Z")

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\*\* Foods with State Names  
New species of bird found in LV, the Western pigeon\*\*

Great! Let’s eat it!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1463 "2019-12-11T15:08:59Z")

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**Have you ever wondered why we find some food disgusting and ?  
What was the “pith” in a helmet?**

You can serve the pith in a silver flagon but it’s still disgusting. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1464 "2019-12-11T15:57:19Z")

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**American Civil War: questions from a Canadian  
Cyber security questions (from a naive Canadian)**

Coming soon on the Dope: the Clueless Canadians forum.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1465 "2019-12-11T17:14:35Z")

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\*\* Funny spam titles  
Beware DMV employees wearing MAGA hats  
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That’s so funny, and so plausible.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1466 "2019-12-11T19:04:43Z")

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**Have you ever wondered why we find some food disgusting and ?  
Do women NOT like barbecue?**

Every single one of them finds it disgusting amirite?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1467 "2019-12-11T22:14:44Z")

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**What’s with the flurry of bannings of late?  
What’s up with 666, the “mark of the beast”?**

Ed is back, and he’s _not_ in a good mood. :eek::eek::eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1468 "2019-12-12T02:04:07Z")

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\*\* Help me write a resume/CV  
How do you keep track of recurring stuff?\*\*

**PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT**

Well, I worked at this one place for awhile. Then I got another job, and went somewhere else later. I think it was in the '90s.

Damn, this is hard. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1469 "2019-12-12T12:07:38Z")

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**Elton Musk vs Unsworth how do you react to foreign white men in Thailand?  
Which is better for the environment?**

Foreign white men, as long as they don’t take too many rockets.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1470 "2019-12-12T12:12:31Z")

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**New Cannonball run record  
I predict a PANIC in the streets. (this is just not fair)**

Dunnow whether it is fair or not, but if I saw a car driving on the streets that fast, I certainly would panic.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1471 "2019-12-12T15:19:14Z")

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\*\* A Christmas Food Poll  
Snoopy’s great!\*\*

I hope you mean a Santa Snoopy CAKE

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1472 "2019-12-12T15:23:20Z")

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\*\* Putting uninvited objects on store shelves; crime?  
Is this normal cat behavior?\*\*

There’s a dead mouse in True Crime! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1473 "2019-12-12T15:48:32Z")

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Fox News sequential threads:

**Iowa hunting party shoots house, fellow hunter during opening weekend excursion  
Michigan hunter sprayed brother’s stands with deer repellent, officials say  
Florida hunter killed after propane heater explodes in Pennsylvania**

🎵 _And there’s ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now  
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow_ 🎶

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1474 "2019-12-12T21:52:39Z")

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This came up when I was Googling old threads but I couldn’t resist:

**Deadliest video game obstacles  
What % of water would you not drown in?**

You’d drown in 1% water in a lot of video games.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1475 "2019-12-12T22:09:23Z")

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Another one from Google, might as well get it out of my system:

**Let’s talk chili!  
Ask the guy in Antarctica**

…are you chili?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1476 "2019-12-13T16:36:10Z")

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**Cyber security questions (from a naive Canadian)  
Anyone here know anything about 19th century commercial ciphers for telegrams?**

Not secure enough. I always use coded semaphore flags in my e-mails. Confuses the hell out of hackers.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1477 "2019-12-14T00:46:10Z")

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\*\* What was the first thing people stood in line for days for?  
Is this normal cat behavior?\*\*

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1478 "2019-12-14T03:53:45Z")

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**What was the most gratuitous piece of nudity you’ve ever seen in a movie?  
BBC’s Dickensian on Amazon Prime**

I know Dickens used to pad his stories, but adding naked people is just wrong!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1479 "2019-12-14T15:18:44Z")

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\*\* Does hot/cold food have any effect on our stomachs  
Large temperature shifts and high wind\*\*

Like this one needs a caption. And it’s hard to type one when you are laughing your ass off.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1480 "2019-12-14T17:26:13Z")

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**Normal for siblings to be sadistic to each other at times?  
Why don’t fingernail clippers have grippier handles**

Stop whining, and go ahead and give your baby sister a nice trim.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1481 "2019-12-15T05:27:47Z")

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**A Brief Journey Through Hell…  
Do you LIKE your family?**

He’s a demon, but I like him.

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