# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1482 "2019-12-16T17:15:33Z")

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\*\*Escape velocity question & planet sizes

When your rocket ship lifts off and you’re NOT on Earth. A question.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1483 "2019-12-17T01:42:13Z")

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\*\* “Can I interest you in any appetizers? Alcohol? Dessert?”  
Lets talk about Soup…\*\*

Well, that’s a bit odd after the entree, but ok.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1484 "2019-12-17T11:45:20Z")

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**Sounds you don’t want to hear  
Snappy responses to "OK boomer"**

They’re almost as grating to hear as “OK boomer”!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1485 "2019-12-17T12:41:15Z")

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\*\*12 bad, bad, bad, days of Christmas !

Beckdawrek Dances. (Too, bad, bad, bad!)\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1486 "2019-12-17T15:57:13Z")

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\*\* How do we know for certain Jesus really lived?  
You can read one person’s mind. Who would you pick? Or not pick?\*\*

I pick Jesus, to see if he really lived.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1487 "2019-12-17T16:05:47Z")

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**The Decline of Religion in American Life  
Hallmark Channel buckles to pressure**

Yeah, now they’re promoting a lineup of “Winter Movies”. ☹

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1488 "2019-12-17T16:19:04Z")

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\*\* Declaration of Independence calls Native Americans savages  
Can we stop calling things done intentionally “mistakes?”\*\*

The Founding Fathers made a mistake? Big Deal!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1489 "2019-12-17T16:20:06Z")

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\*\* Declaration of Independence calls Native Americans savages  
Can we stop calling things done intentionally “mistakes?”\*\*

The Founding Fathers made a mistake? Big Deal!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1490 "2019-12-17T17:02:13Z")

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Whoops! Sorry for the double post!

\*\* Do you use certain foreign words/phrases exclusively rather your native language’s words?  
Snappy responses to “OK boomer”\*\*

Mea culpa!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1491 "2019-12-17T17:39:59Z")

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\*\* Life’s little disappointments

Person who doesn’t respond at all to “Happy holidays”

Our bath tub won’t drain.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1492 "2019-12-17T19:14:05Z")

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**Why did it take so long to ratify the 27th amendment?  
Escape velocity question & planet sizes**

The planet weighed more back then, so time was slower.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1493 "2019-12-17T21:14:49Z")

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\*\* The Decline of Religion in American Life  
Christmas a National Holiday?\*\*

It’s been replaced by Madalyn Murray O’Hair’s birthday.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1494 "2019-12-17T22:29:20Z")

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**What should be done in response to the White Power gesture being flashed on camera?  
Weighted Blankets**

Don’t you think a blanket party is a bit too harsh?

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1495 "2019-12-18T02:14:00Z")

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**The I can’t sleep so I might as well start the MMP:  
The most mundane pointless thing I know**

Indeed:D

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1496 "2019-12-18T16:36:40Z")

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\*\* How do we know for certain Jesus really lived?  
Christmas gift thread\*\*

He got gold, frankincense, and myrrh on his _birthday_. And some annoying kid playing songs on his drum.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1497 "2019-12-19T14:17:28Z")

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\*\* I woke up today and the trees were on fire  
… it ain’t half hot Mum!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1498 "2019-12-19T15:40:36Z")

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\*\* Sounds you don’t want to hear  
post Who has baby Jesus?  
Person who doesn’t respond at all to “Happy holidays”\*\*

Without baby Jesus, I don’t want to hear about the holidays.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1499 "2019-12-19T15:47:01Z")

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**Talk me off the edge: UK democracy  
Is this the Mandela effect?**

“We voted for the Tories because we thought they were all dead.”

Yeah, that makes sense.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1500 "2019-12-19T17:49:36Z")

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**Best/worst Christmas Songs.  
Leg of lamb, roast or Braise.**

…to our Lord, we give praise.  
Merry Christmas, to all,  
except the sheep, oh so small.

Worst. Christmas. Song. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1501 "2019-12-19T18:07:22Z")

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\*\*Who has baby Jesus? \*\*  
Beckdawrek

**I’ve got a secret.**  
Beckdawrek

I guess that answers that question.

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