# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1502 "2019-12-19T19:18:33Z")
These would be better if reversed, but you go to war with the weapons you’ve got: \*\* You can tell me. It won’t hurt my feelings I’ve got a secret.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1503 "2019-12-19T19:38:23Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > These would be better if reversed, but you go to war with the weapons you’ve got: > > \*\* You can tell me. It won’t hurt my feelings > > I’ve got a secret.\*\* Okay, NOW they’re in the right order. Fat lotta good that does me. \*\* I’ve got a secret. You can tell me. It won’t hurt my feelings\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1504 "2019-12-19T21:39:06Z")
**My oldest sprung an announcement on me. Omg, the thing that just came out of my nose. I’ve got a secret. You can tell me. It won’t hurt my feelings** Even better with the first two. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1505 "2019-12-20T05:15:16Z")
**What was the first thing people stood in line for days for? naked women with big tits** The second one was a spam thread that I zapped a few minutes after it was posted, but still…😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1506 "2019-12-20T12:41:32Z")
\*\* My oldest sprung an announcement on me. Wakanda Forever! \*\* \*\* Sounds you don’t want to hear Omg, the thing that just came out of my nose. \*\* Yeah, I coulda done without hearing that. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1507 "2019-12-20T14:20:04Z")
\*\* Is The Far Side Returning? Artists No One Tried To Emulate? \*\* Who else could _be_ Gary Larson? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1508 "2019-12-20T16:26:08Z")
\*\*What’s your go-to simple comfort food recipe? Absinthe \*\* Sometimes it takes a LOT to comfort you. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1509 "2019-12-21T12:05:07Z")
**Is JK Rowling transphobic? This is the thought that keeps me up at night… Am I wrong?** She might be transphobic, but it’s wrong that it keeps you up at night. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1510 "2019-12-21T16:27:12Z")
\*\* Retail Stupidity Who has baby Jesus?\*\* “Fer chrissake, who stashed baby Jesus in Plumbing Supplies??!?” This is why I don’t go to Home Depot anymore. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1511 "2019-12-22T01:29:12Z")
**So I want to get better at chess Chess player flipping board in tantrum** 1.e4. 1…e5. 2.Bc4. 2…Bc5. 3.Qh5. 3…Nc6?? 4.Qxf7#. 5…screams, flips board. Sounds like you can’t do any worse than a draw. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1512 "2019-12-22T11:22:44Z")
**Which is Better: Rice or Beans? The exact psychology behind people being angered by others’ food choices?** Why do you INSIST on eating that crappy rice? :mad::mad::mad::mad: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1513 "2019-12-23T14:34:30Z")
\*\* Cats Trailer out New Concepts in Horror I think it’s time for “A Charlie Brown Christmas”\*\* Anything but that horrible CATS ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1514 "2019-12-24T10:52:28Z")
**Why Is the Song of Solomon In the Bible? Selective ignorance** They selectively ignored the subject matter. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1515 "2019-12-24T11:22:29Z")
**You have just just sneezed. Spock says… A wop bop aloom op a wop bop boom - the syllable thread** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1516 "2019-12-24T12:13:03Z")
**Any positive experiences with timeshares? So I was just woken up** Looking back on it, I think it was a mistake to buy the timeshare by the hour. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1517 "2019-12-24T14:33:00Z")
\*\* What song(s) defines a part of your life? Songs About Mental Illness?\*\* Yes. Next question? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1518 "2019-12-24T16:32:40Z")
**You have just just sneezed. Spock says… Tell me about your experiences with convection ovens** That’s odd, Klingons usually ask if you’d like to buy their timeshares. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2019, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1519 "2019-12-26T22:42:13Z")
**Did you know people that despite not seeming like much of a “catch” easily found sex partners? The person you lost your virginity with: Where are they?** After Barnum & Bailey went out of business, I completely lost track of her. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2019, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1520 "2019-12-27T15:05:54Z")
**99% chance Comet Swift-Tuttle will impact Earth in 2126. Would it be the same with deniers? What phone do you have? Your Apocalypse must haves** I’m torn between the iPhone MXLVII and the Pixel 97, whichever gives me the best Apocalypse selfies. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1521 "2019-12-28T20:46:29Z")
\*\* Why Is the Song of Solomon In the Bible? Selective ignorance\*\* That could be applied to most of the Bible [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=75) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052.md?page=77)