# It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052 "2019-01-01T18:39:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1522 "2019-12-29T02:32:33Z")

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**What was Grandma (or Grandpa) doing in the kitchen or outside all day?  
What I did on Christmas day  
I do crossword puzzles everyday.**

That’s some dynamic family ya got there.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1523 "2019-12-29T18:42:04Z")

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**If I found a brick of solid gold with no indication of ownership on the side of the street  
Latest sign of senility**

Dagnabbit, have any of you young whippersnappers seen my brick of solid gold?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1524 "2019-12-29T23:13:40Z")

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**Does anybody believe in the free market?  
What is the point of speaking in tongues?**

Well, it got really boring listening to E.F. Hutton…

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1525 "2019-12-30T03:37:48Z")

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**What was Grandma (or Grandpa) doing in the kitchen or outside all day?  
Lolita**

:eek: Your family’s more interesting than I thought.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1526 "2019-12-30T14:39:47Z")

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\*\* Does This Song Exist?  
Don Imus, Radio Show Host, Dead At 79\*\*

It does now. And it’s a fine tribute

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1527 "2019-12-30T17:06:12Z")

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\*\* What I did on Christmas day  
The SIL, again…\*\*

Happy Christmas indeed

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1528 "2019-12-30T23:30:09Z")

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**Weight loss plans that actually work  
Catholic Church Used Crop Duster To Spray Holy Water Over Louisiana Town**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1529 "2019-12-31T23:48:29Z")

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**Why did humans choose to domestic only the birds with penises?  
Anything That Moves dept: ancient humans breeding habits**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1530 "2020-01-01T03:56:22Z")

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**Coolest Movie Titles?  
Can we talk about hummus?**

I’m partial to “50 Shades Of Horseradish”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1531 "2020-01-01T15:42:23Z")

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\*\* A Blow To The Head From A Very Fast-Moving Apple  
Debunk this “unorthodox physicist”, please\*\*

Isaac Newton was a silly silly man.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-came-from-the-crypt-sequential-threads-2019/827052/1532 "2020-01-01T23:55:50Z")

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**Why did grapes become the defacto wine making fruit?  
Why did humans choose to domestic only the birds with penises?**

Worst cover of a Skeeter Davis song _ever_.

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