# It could be worse, you could look like this guy.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 15, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-could-be-worse-you-could-look-like-this-guy/136911 "2002-11-15T20:00:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-could-be-worse-you-could-look-like-this-guy/136911/41 "2002-11-19T00:20:39Z")
Heh heh. “Doctored.” I think that’s the problem with the subject himself, not the photo. ---
**Author:** ![NotMrKnowItAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NotMrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotMrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-could-be-worse-you-could-look-like-this-guy/136911/42 "2002-11-19T01:44:28Z")
Well… I know what I’m going to be next Halloween… ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-could-be-worse-you-could-look-like-this-guy/136911/43 "2002-11-19T02:22:32Z")
[Snopes](http://www.snopes.com/photos/jackson.htm) even posted an article about the authenticity of the photo! It also mentions another photo taken without the bandaid, but I haven’t seen that one yet. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-could-be-worse-you-could-look-like-this-guy/136911/44 "2002-11-20T09:02:00Z")
His skin is stretched so tight! It looks as if they shrinkwrapped a white person onto him! Jesus, it’s like he can’t open his mouth without tearing his face open! What the heck is wrong with him??? Can this possibly be the same Master of Cool who sang “Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough” way back when? I have to go clean my eyes with my mother’s brooch now… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-could-be-worse-you-could-look-like-this-guy/136911/45 "2002-11-21T04:48:28Z")
He obviously didn’t stop when he got enough…plastic surgery, that is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-could-be-worse-you-could-look-like-this-guy/136911.md?page=2)