That might make sense for socks, but underwear? All those sizes, from toddler to, what, 6XL for men and women?
I’ve seen them with basic hygiene supplies, including deodorant, Kotex, and even condoms. I thought that was a great idea.
Or an animated special for that matter. Maybe it wasn’t as popular as other Dr. Seuss books (even though it was my favorite). Also, even though this is more appropriate for the
Obvious things about a creative work you realize after the millionth time thread, it wasn’t until I was in college that I realized the plot of I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew was a homage to Candide.
I am pretty sure there are vending machines in Japan that sell these.
If Addams Family had run longer, I think they would’ve tried to have Marty Ingels do a guest spot. Whether they would’ve used that title for the episode would’ve depended upon how self-referential the writers wanted to get.
He specified “clean”. 
To be fair, this reply can be used for almost any subject.
Thanks for that! I only watched a few innings from game 7, but it was awesome to get to see players like Yogi Berra, Mickey Mantle, Duke Snider, Pee Wee Reese, and Jackie Robinson in their youth (with Red Barber announcing)! This was just 5 years after Robinson broke the color barrier, and yet Joe Black, himself African American, was the starting pitcher for the Dodgers - I never heard Red remark on his race.
And the quality was quite good!
I love nostalgia like that.
Every hotel I’ve been in will happily give you basic hygiene supplies for free at the front desk. Haven’t tried batteries.
Hell yeah. Wubble-chaps and key-slapping slippards and flubbulous floods for all!
Hineys for cats and dogs.
We now have the ability to genetically engineer biological improvements for many mundane things, like extending human lifespans, creating higher-yield crops, developing disease-resistant fruits and vegetables, correcting congenital pathological disorders, and so on and so forth.
But, I have yet to hear any mention of manipulating DNA sequences to engineer the most important thing of all—giving pets butt-cheeks.
Thanks to our bipedal locomotion, we humans evolved large gluteal muscles long ago, hence we have proper butt-cheeks. Other animals don’t have butt-cheeks, because they, rather shortsightedly, chose to remain quadrupeds. Butt But animals need butt-cheeks. They need them in order to present themselves properly in polite society. Heck, animals don’t even wear pants (not even cartoon animals), and they need them more than we do.
I’m confident wearing my bottomless chaps in public because I have a hiney with butt-cheeks. If I didn’t have butt-cheeks, I wouldn’t wear my bottomless chaps as often because some people may interpret that as being rude. Oh, look at him, he’s showing off his brown-eyed willy for all to see! I have scruples after all.
I have 6 cats. None of them wear pants and none of them have butt-cheeks. That’s just…wrong. When I’m eating dinner, there’s nothing that kills my appetite faster than watching 6 puckered starfish parade around me as I eat. Blech! 
It’s enough to turn me off fried calamari rings forever.
And, when one of my cats sits on my pillow as I sleep (as they often do, just to spite me), what do you think is between the fabric of my pillow and the cat’s anus? That’s right—nothing! Rub-a-dub-dub. It gives me nightmares.
Indeed, we need to genetically engineer butt-cheeked hineys for our pets. When we do, I’ll let my cats wear bottomless chaps, just like me.
Maybe a company that makes breast implants could make some little cat butt implants.
Oh, that wouldn’t work. One of the other cats would puncture it with his claws, then I’d have silicone mixed with anal discharge seeping into my pillow.
I think we need “Charging Attendents” that populate every Charging Station. Just like the old gas station attendants. Help you with all your EV problems and be somewhat knowledgable. Get you help and road repair. Every EV station should have a Japanese style, hot and cold food and drink vending area.
With some ingenuity and an adequately stocked machine, I’m imagining a print-on-demand (sew-on-demand?) system where you pick your size and style and it assembles you a fresh pair of underpants when you need them.
Or maybe just stock a bunch of tightly compressed disposable shorts in different sizes, like a more sophisticated version of Archie McPhee emergency underpants.
Northwest Hospital here offers it for the ER and outpatient. I have never seen the valets, and the signs are vague as where to park, but theoretically they do offer it.
I’ve seen them too.
At one now-closed hotel they had old cheap paperbacks as well.
In some brands the front desk is required to have complimentary amenities. Right now at mine it’s hit or miss - supply issues.
Circling back round to the movies or TV shows that should exist but don’t:
Ghostbusters International
I’ve stayed at a few such hotels. It’s typically a couple of shelves of books in the lobby, though at one hotel, they were in the bar. I asked the barman about them, and it turned out that the hotel would buy them from the local public library, usually at about a quarter apiece, after the library had finished with them. Mostly paperback fiction novels: romances, westerns, mysteries, and similar. Stephen King, Tom Clancy, Danielle Steele, and other popular authors. The barman further explained that they could be borrowed by any hotel guest, and while the hotel would like them to be returned, it didn’t really care if they were. At a quarter apiece, and another library sale coming up, if a few went home with a guest, well, all the more room for additions from the upcoming public library sale.
Many hotels nowadays have their version of a Little Free Library in the lobby. I think that’s a great idea.
No, I mean they were in the vending machine.
Oh yes. Think of the hoo rah when Pa Ingalls, along with those other guys, does a blackface minstrel show!