# "It doesn't have any wang in it!"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-doesnt-have-any-wang-in-it/251257>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-doesnt-have-any-wang-in-it/251257 "2004-06-20T01:47:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![rackman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d07c76/32.png) [@rackman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rackman)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-doesnt-have-any-wang-in-it/251257/21 "2004-06-21T17:50:50Z")

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> [@JoeSki](#):
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> Why would you hire a mime to shave your ass

Because he’ll keep his mouth shut?

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-doesnt-have-any-wang-in-it/251257/22 "2004-06-21T17:59:35Z")

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> [@SpectBrain](#):
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> This is a bit of a hijack, but I came across this the other day. Concerning Harry Potter, this is what happens if you replace the letter ‘d’ in the word wand with the letter ‘g’.

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> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… 🙂

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