# "It gently tugs on the w\*\*ker and in a few weeks I add mucho size" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2004, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850 "2004-06-30T07:32:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/1 "2004-06-30T07:32:50Z")
“It gently tugs on the wanker and in a few weeks I add mucho size” :dubious: I get about 60 spams a day but that one’s a first! ---
**Author:** ![spiralscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@spiralscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spiralscratch)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/2 "2004-06-30T08:25:06Z")
A few weeks? Someone starts tugging on me and it’s only maybe a minute until I’ve added mucho size. [sub]Someone had to say it…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/3 "2004-06-30T09:47:22Z")
But **Lobsang** - what if it actually _works_; I think you’ve got a moral obligation to try it and report back, this being the board that fights ignorance and all… 😃 Actually, I’m now officially intrigued. How, exactly, does it tug? To which part is it affixed :eek:? Do you have to be standing up (is gravity involved) or can you wear the WankerTugger[sup]TM[/sup] in bed? Can you wear it discretely under baggy clothes? C’mon man, enquiring minds need to know… ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/4 "2004-06-30T11:08:50Z")
Does it gently put on the lotion? ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/5 "2004-06-30T11:31:51Z")
No, it just gets the ‘hose’ again. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/6 "2004-06-30T14:39:07Z")
So, I’m guessing it bolts on to whomever is giving you a handjob? It does say that it tugs on the “wanker”. Or perhaps it’s a voodoo thing for people you don’t like. “Bloody f\*cking wanker! Lemme stick this to your head with some 6-inch nails!” ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/7 "2004-06-30T15:05:23Z")
Oh man… I wasn’t thinking Buffalo Bill from “Silence of the Lambs”, but more like Gollum. Which makes it worse. IMO! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/8 "2004-06-30T15:11:03Z")
Tug-A-Hoy? ---
**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/9 "2004-06-30T20:04:38Z")
If you paid twp cents or more for it you wuz robbed! Generally sold to the uninitiated and/or ignorant. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/10 "2004-06-30T20:42:39Z")
I just deleted a spam promising pics of “Shaved Puzzies”. I don’t know what a puzzy is, but I damn sure don’t want to see a shaved one. ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/11 "2004-06-30T20:44:55Z")
Uninitiated into what? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/12 "2004-06-30T20:49:21Z")
I was, uh referring to springears :o ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/13 "2004-06-30T22:23:08Z")
> [@spingears](#): > > **twp** cents Town Without Penis? “Waahhh-wah-wah-waaahhhh…” ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/14 "2004-06-30T22:35:03Z")
In the name of science, someone really MUST try one of these things!! ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-gently-tugs-on-the-w-ker-and-in-a-few-weeks-i-add-mucho-size/252850/15 "2004-07-01T00:04:37Z")
I’ve been less than gently tugging at it for _years_ and still no luck. ☹ That’s not to say the experiment is over though. No, far from it. 😉