# It is International Whores Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 5, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039 "2010-06-05T10:22:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/1 "2010-06-05T10:22:51Z")
[Here](http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/05/2919186.htm) Is this the same as Speak Like A Pirate Day? Do I need to speak like a whore (I have no idea how one does that). ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/2 "2010-06-05T11:03:09Z")
Dammit, I thought it meant discounts. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/3 "2010-06-05T13:44:31Z")
It’s that day already? I didn’t know the ex’s birthday was upon us already! How come WE don’t get cool holidays like this in the States? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/4 "2010-06-05T17:53:02Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Do I need to speak like a whore (I have no idea how one does that). “Me so horny! Me love you long time!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/5 "2010-06-05T18:11:49Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Do I need to speak like a whore (I have no idea how one does that). “Payment up front. No kissing.” ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/6 "2010-06-05T18:27:39Z")
So…you should give one a big tip? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/7 "2010-06-05T18:40:07Z")
Are there coupins? I love me some coupins. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/8 "2010-06-05T22:39:35Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Do I need to speak like a whore (I have no idea how one does that). Try talking with your mouth full. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/9 "2010-06-06T04:51:55Z")
OK then. “Hey GI, you got girlfriend?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/10 "2010-06-06T06:20:42Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Do I need to speak like a whore (I have no idea how one does that). Easy, just hum. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/11 "2010-06-06T06:38:48Z")
I hope they all had a chance to put their feet up. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/12 "2010-06-06T06:43:27Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > So…you should give one a big tip? Bragging won’t get you anywhere, especially when in a few moments your actual shortcoming would be revealed. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/13 "2010-06-06T19:12:35Z")
Happy (belated) Whores Day! what? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/14 "2010-06-06T21:00:41Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Dammit, I thought it meant discounts. Rats! Why am I thinking Kroger’s “Manager’s Special” the day before expiration? ---
**Author:** ![Perciful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Perciful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Perciful)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/15 "2010-06-06T22:46:53Z")
So did you get lucky? I heard they were offering a buy one get one free special! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/16 "2010-06-07T00:26:38Z")
“No glove, no love.” (From Highlander 2; I couldn’t find a youtube link) ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/17 "2010-06-07T00:31:03Z")
I hope everybody sent a nice card to their local politicians. ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/18 "2010-06-07T02:43:13Z")
If you’re a leper, it’s especially easy to leave a whore the tip. ---
**Author:** ![Any\_Other\_Name](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Any\_Other\_Name](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Any_Other_Name)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-international-whores-day/542039/19 "2010-06-07T17:50:19Z")
Big Sale! Women’s clothing half off! (Tip of the hat to the well known Michael Jackson / Walmart joke)