# It is now time for Super Bowl Haiku! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 5, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516 "2005-02-05T13:30:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/1 "2005-02-05T13:30:59Z")
Patriots will win McNabb’s mother spills her soup Tom Brady - call me! ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/2 "2005-02-05T15:37:13Z")
One more day to go And then we have to wait for months To watch more football Donovan McNabb His skills are overrated Brady will beat him My perfect world Ravens against the Redskins Not this stupid game Does anybody dread The painful incompetence Of the analysts?? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/3 "2005-02-05T15:49:45Z")
Almost over now I’m out of rat’s asses to Give about this crap ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/4 "2005-02-05T15:55:22Z")
Super Bowl Sunday ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/5 "2005-02-05T15:56:20Z")
Wardrobe malfunction? I only look forward to the chili cook-off! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/6 "2005-02-05T15:58:46Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Super Bowl Sunday Super Bowl Sunday Is now in February? And just why is that? Maybe they needed Much more time to cover (up) This year’s halftime show. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/7 "2005-02-05T19:55:39Z")
Eagles are evil Tom Brady has a strong pass My Giants suck wind ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/8 "2005-02-06T01:30:52Z")
Iggles fans will scream to come this far and then choke Some things never change ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/9 "2005-02-06T01:45:40Z")
Ay, what shall we do? Everyone watching tube Let us rob a bank! ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/10 "2005-02-06T01:57:59Z")
Timberlake-Jackson Do I have to watch this trash? Her breast laid bare - ew! ---
**Author:** ![Hooleehootoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/eada6e/32.png) [@Hooleehootoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hooleehootoo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/11 "2005-02-06T04:12:52Z")
I’ll probably be too lazy to write a poem myself, but I wanted to help out writers of Double Dactyls by pointing out: Will’-i-am Bel’-i-chick ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/12 "2005-02-06T04:38:05Z")
Is nothing else on? This Sunday evening at five Think I’ll take a walk ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/13 "2005-02-06T05:09:22Z")
City is filled with forty thousand Eagles fans Jax, I feel your pain ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/14 "2005-02-06T05:11:37Z")
I’ll watch on the tube. Really hope we do not see Paul McCartney’s boob. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/15 "2005-02-06T05:41:38Z")
Work should be quiet Yet nature mocks a vacuum We’ll still get some jerks ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/16 "2005-02-06T06:56:57Z")
I read while on Sophie complains, wants SpongeBob Mom pays attention Hey! I did it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/17 "2005-02-06T15:38:26Z")
You call out sick on Monday, Must cover your shift, Bite me, hungover moron. ---
**Author:** ![Paladud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Paladud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paladud)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/18 "2005-02-06T15:47:52Z")
What a waste of time! The only saving grace is Inebriation. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/19 "2005-02-06T17:17:51Z")
Tears fall in cheesesteaks The green clad team defeated Philadelphia ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/20 "2005-02-06T17:39:35Z")
Twenty-four long years I’ve waited for this day, birds. Please don’t get slaughtered. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516.md?page=2)