# It is now time for Super Bowl Haiku! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 5, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516 "2005-02-05T13:30:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/21 "2005-02-07T01:20:23Z")
Iggles tied at half can they really pull this off? I’m afraid to hope ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/22 "2005-02-07T03:04:03Z")
Seconds tick away no luck for Iggles this time try again next year ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/23 "2005-02-07T03:32:37Z")
Unfortunately the old Donovan showed up. Congrats to the Pats. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/24 "2005-02-07T03:40:22Z")
Who gives a rat’s ass? Ooh! They can throw a football! Overpaid morons. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/25 "2005-02-07T04:47:33Z")
Screw the Patriots Reynolds and a grizzly were The real winners. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/26 "2005-02-07T05:20:24Z")
Iggles blew it We will revel in their pain In fair New England I am most surprised That I can compose these verses Being so shitfaced ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/27 "2005-02-07T05:28:09Z")
Please insert a “The” In the line before “Iggles” Boy, am I hammered ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/28 "2005-02-07T05:39:03Z")
But seriously The Eagles played great football Terrell Owens rock’d ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/29 "2005-02-07T09:23:36Z")
Let’s talk about ads They’re the only part of the Game that I enjoy. Like I said before, Federal Express was the best- just like they said. Mickey Rooney’s ass: Was it worse than the sexy Chick Tobasco used? Mastercard unites Charlie, Giant, Mr. Clean. I am unimpressed. Fox’s _24_ Ads were great, unlike last years’ Spots for CBS. Anheuser-Busch spends Over ten million this year, And they end up with Talking cockatoo, Non-horse Clydesdales, Cedric’s dance And some weird new beer. Strangest contest tie: Volvo’s space trip, and McD’s Auctioned Lincoln fry. [CareerBuilder.com](http://CareerBuilder.com) Has some funny commercials Set in an office. Funny subtle gag: Yeknom Enterprises name Of the company. Pepsi has some ads Featuring popular songs Spilling out of pop. Strangest thing in ad: Gwen Stefani sampling from _Fiddler on the Roof_. The Visa Check Card: Spider-Man and Underdog Together at last. Rugby Gladys Knight, Santa Claus for Emerald Nuts, bunch of other stuff. That’s the end of that. This helped me remember some: [USA Today.](http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/admeter/2005-ad-meter-results-chart.htm) ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/30 "2005-02-07T09:27:55Z")
Tried to stick the name Of monkey co. in haiku. That was a mistake. They’re a website with A six-syllable name. Can’t start one with that. In hindsight, should have Apostrophed name as such: C’[reerbuilder.com](http://reerbuilder.com). ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/31 "2005-02-07T13:14:35Z")
A quite boring game Not the blowout I had thought At least it ends well. Nothing more pleasant Than to see the dreams of fans In Philly snuffed out. Hope they fall apart 25 more years sounds right Until their next taste. Why the bad karma? Maybe the drunk behavior Your fans are famous for. Philly fans are rude And very mean to others. HA HA!! Eagles lost! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/32 "2005-02-07T13:25:28Z")
Red Sox, Patriots New England sports teams are champs! Next–Celtrics & Bruins\* \*pronounced “Bruns” in true NE style ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/33 "2005-02-07T16:52:15Z")
You know, the Celtics Are playing some _fine_ B-Ball Another Trophy? ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/34 "2005-02-07T18:21:05Z")
Cookoff disaster! Judges were unimpressed. Fourth out of four. ---
**Author:** ![RevCo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@RevCo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RevCo)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/35 "2005-02-07T18:42:28Z")
It’s the fourth quarter Go to no huddle, Eagles! What were they thinking? ---
**Author:** ![GorillaGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8491ac/32.png) [@GorillaGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaGirl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/36 "2005-02-07T20:11:24Z")
Donovan McNabb- Quit throwing the damn football To the Patriots! Dear Bill Belichick, You are the _Patriots_ coach Get back over there! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/37 "2005-02-07T22:40:20Z")
Only thing better Than a Giants big game win Is an Eagles loss. Three title games lost And now a blown Super Bowl New name is EagLLLLes. Hey CBCD, Where abouts do you hail from? Share a beer next year? ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516/38 "2005-02-07T23:12:52Z")
Statler and Waldorf Funnier than Jess Simpson- Nice sub, Pizza Hut! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-now-time-for-super-bowl-haiku/288516.md?page=1)