# It Is The Heat, A Warm MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 24, 2021, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775 "2021-05-24T07:02:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/21 "2021-05-24T19:49:12Z")

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Roxy has been returned to her “tree house” as she calls their house. She was NOT happy when I pulled into the neighborhood, but her mama parked just minutes after we did, and I gave Roxy my key to open the front door - that stopped the tears.

I dropped off a package to be mailed and took the old modem to the UPS store to be returned. Then I ran into Aldi for a few things, including a nice big rack of ribs - they’ll be cooked tomorrow because I’ve had a hankerin’. Tonight, we’re having chickie tits, probably baked, and rice and some sort of vegetable matter.

And I made the executive decision to NOT panic over the remaining paint downstairs. I have a roll of plastic sheet that I can put down on the new flooring and I’ll just finish the ceiling a bit at a time. Ergo, I am now serene. 😌 It’ll get done without me killing myself. And so it goes.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/22 "2021-05-24T20:16:44Z")

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Beer. I need beer.

The pest control guy came Friday for his quarterly spraying, so today the house is over-run with ants. Lots of pet-friendly spray later and I think I have them under control, but the house reeks of the plant oils. So I am going to kick on the A/C even though it isn’t hot enough to warrant it just to get the stench out.

Last Monday classes for all of my seniors, since next Monday is a holiday. They weren’t that stoked. If they had been physically at school all year they would be. Oh, well. While they were getting their last assignments done I managed to get the side strips weed-whacked and some random pepper seeds planted. Tango spent the entire time I was outside staring out the windows as I fought the noisy monster, running from room to room so he could keep me in sight. Such a good boy! Now that that is done, it’s off to pick up a buddy and on to [Escape Brewery](https://escapecraftbrewery.com/beers/). They _still_ haven’t gotten their full selection back on-line after the Grand Opening of the new location almost a month ago. Too popular. Good for them, and luckily my favorite **is** back on-line.

Stay cool, peeps!

Skritches for Tonka.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/23 "2021-05-24T20:19:38Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Now he’s joining me again regularly. He’s behind my shoulders right now,

Maybe he feels better with the warming weather? Old animals (including humans) seem to languish in wintertime.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/24 "2021-05-24T21:08:49Z")

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We thought maybe he was less uncomfortable in his blindness, and was getting some confidence back.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/25 "2021-05-24T22:10:46Z")

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> [@overlyverbose](#):
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> this flipping sucks.

That it does. {{{{{{ _ **wordy** _ }}}}}

> [@nelliebly](#):
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> Who _wouldn’t_ want me around? 😆

How soon can you be here? 😏

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Tonight is likely to be take-out pizza for his actual birthday

Did I get confused offering graduation congrats when it was supposed to be birthday congrats? If so, here’s some more generic congrats for him 🎉🥳🎊👏🏼👏🏼🎊🥳🎉, plus some more birthday cake 🎂.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/26 "2021-05-24T22:14:10Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> he’s just stopped snoring.

Awwwwww…skritches for both of you. I think we need a picture of the kitty when you get a chance.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/27 "2021-05-24T22:23:42Z")

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And, as is becoming traditional for me, I didn’t stumble on the new Monday **mmp** post til late afternoon. When will I learn? Ok, now tapped as ‘watching’ so you guys will be the first thing I see in the morning. Well, the first thing after the scramble to the bathroom and then stumbling out to the Keurig in the kitchen for my cupojava ☕. I probably should put a sticky note on the Keurig: “go check for the new Monday **MMP** you ditz!!”

Might as well put another sticky note on the front door by my car keys “did you remember your hearing aids?” instead of having to find the sticky notes twice.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/28 "2021-05-24T22:37:11Z")

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Storms are running about, but it’s all bark and no rain. Yet. Making burgers, N.O.T. wedges and corn on the cob, and having a Manhattan.

> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> So I changed my habits by reducing portions and increasing my walking frequency, and it slowly sloughed off. Six months later I’m at 85.8kg / 189lbs / 27.7bmi.

Congrats, BatBoy! I dropped 10 by heaving bags of letters in an un air conditioned warehouse.

> [@Jasmine](#):
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> Confession: It hit 87 here on Saturday, and I closed all the windows and put on the AC.

I’ve run it a few times already.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> listening to the incessantly chirping birds.

Alex Catt chirps back if the windows are open.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> All hail the triumphant return of **Coolio** to the sittin’ window!

ALL HAIL COOLIO!

> [@silenus](#):
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> so today the house is over-run with ants

There’s nothing worse than an [Aunt problem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZ7PG3YPuM). 😃

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/29 "2021-05-24T22:50:24Z")

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> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> I think we need a picture of the kitty when you get a chance.

Here’s one from a few years ago when he was fat, middle-aged, and healthy. It covers all of the cuteness bases: Belly up, truncated tail, paw over his nose, and curled tootsies.

[![](https://i.imgur.com/Fn0kfWH.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/Fn0kfWH.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/30 "2021-05-24T22:51:33Z")

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Tonka and Dad from last year.

[![](https://i.imgur.com/GfeGj0z.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/GfeGj0z.jpg)

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/31 "2021-05-24T22:52:16Z")

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: skritches :

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/32 "2021-05-24T22:52:16Z")

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Very cute~my fingers want to rub the offered up belly. The paw covered nose is especially cute. And such pretty eyes ! On the cat. Your dad’s eyes are ok too, but I don’t need to rub his belly.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/33 "2021-05-24T22:56:27Z")

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I’m dad.

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**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/34 "2021-05-24T22:58:50Z")

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Lucky dad then. We are always the lucky ones when pets own us. You’re still not gonna get a belly rub though.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/35 "2021-05-24T23:22:51Z")

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WtG on the weight loss **bat boy**!

**{{{wordy}}}** As I’ve said before, dementia sucks.

**metal mouse** , I just checked my calendar and I’m free that day. I’m game for anything on the SE side, Franklin, Nolensville or the 'Boro,

Tonka is a handsome cat **flyboy**.

The Sakura and the Midnight Express sound good **silenus**!

You’ve lost 10# **doggio**? IIRC, you really didn’t need to loose any weight.

Irked and not as late as I feared we would have to. They deleted a bunch of reconciliations that they were going to adjust on another offset account, so we’re seeing the bottom of the queue at this point, and, lord willing and nothing goes FUBAR, we may even get out of there after lunch Friday! We got our replacement cycle counter who popped in today to say hi and will start tomorrow. He worked in our department before, but left for a better job. He got laid off, so he came back. He’s smart and careful and counters like him and our other day time one actually make my job easier.

It was 91F when I got off irk this afternoon. I went straight from quilt-on-the-bed and winter jammies to summer bedspread, ceiling fan on and summer jammies in the space of a week. Oy!

Stay safe and healthy y’all!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/36 "2021-05-25T00:12:02Z")

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I wanted to make a pepperoni pizza on zero net carb crust tonight, but I ended up making a pepperoni pizza on Trader Joe’s pizza dough crust instead. Seems the price went up. I think it was $2.29, which is a dollar more than I remember. I could be wrong, though. Still a lot cheaper than the ZNG crust at $7.99.

Tonka got a little piece of cheese from my slice.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/37 "2021-05-25T00:30:19Z")

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ZNC for zero net carb, not ZNG.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/38 "2021-05-25T00:52:54Z")

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no steaks? wow, me worlds shattered … is nothin dependable anymore in the world …even the weathers hot and cold … usually we’ve had a day or two of 100+ by now but its been cold this last week or so …

Bad thing about that is when satan fires up the oven for summer its gonna feel worse than it usually does …

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> We thought maybe he was less uncomfortable in his blindness and was getting some confidence back.

I do hope that’s the case and aww he and my furball of a feline would enjoy each other if he was younger … but you’d need a respirator because of all the fur in the air lol one day we will take her to the groomers … although she’ll have to be hogtied and muzzled …

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/39 "2021-05-25T01:05:55Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Da cave got spiffed, nappage occurred, and we went to men’s night over to the church house. We had a good crowd tonight and much fun was had by all. Been home for a while but just now got caught up so’s I can respond.

**{{{wordy}}}** it does suck. Enjoy the time you get to have with your dad is the best advice I have.

**shoe** yay for the return of Collio and for a good handyman that got stuff done.

**flyboy** I’d give you a belly rub. Just sayin’…

Now I shall check out teh intartoobz for a bit and then it shall be beddy bye time.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-is-the-heat-a-warm-mmp/942775/40 "2021-05-25T01:16:12Z")

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is it wrong to drink a bottle of tea and ya wish it was the long island mix with the tequila and the vodka in it?

Someone made a LIUT that had real tea and bottled it … and I miss being able to drink it this time of year …

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