# It it a bra...or a toy? You decide **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913 "2005-01-09T18:33:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/21 "2005-01-10T04:39:11Z")
Son of a bitch! iampunha and Asknott both beat me to my punchlines! Damn! As soon as I saw this thread title I thought: “BAM! One liner!” \… ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/22 "2005-01-10T04:54:40Z")
Do you have a stock number for that bra? While I realize that some would think that adding an air bag enhancer to a DD size girlie is like bringing coals to newcastle… well those people are just stupid. Anyhoo, a certain DD girlie I know may get a new toy, though I admit I’ll be the one playing withit. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/23 "2005-01-10T04:57:41Z")
> [@NorwegianBlue](#): > > The Squeaky Fun Bra will make an excellent Valentines Gift. > > 😛 Greeaaat… Thanks a lot **Cherry2000**. I guess that will make us squeaky bosom buddies. I’m amazed. I was waiting to see who was gonna be the boob who says, “I, for one, welcome our new squeaky overlords.” Jah, as if women don’t already rule the world with their tits. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/24 "2005-01-10T05:31:25Z")
Few will relate to this, but the image of a squeaking bra reminded me of Firesign Theater’s “We’re All Bozos on this Bus.” Go ahead, squeeze the wheeze. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/25 "2005-01-10T05:42:10Z")
What do toy trains and breasts have in common? They’re supposed to be for kids but grown men always end up playing with them. ---
**Author:** ![Cherry2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cherry2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry2000)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/26 "2005-01-10T15:22:12Z")
> [@Padeye](#): > > Do you have a stock number for that bra? While I realize that some would think that adding an air bag enhancer to a DD size girlie is like bringing coals to newcastle… well those people are just stupid. Anyhoo, a certain DD girlie I know may get a new toy, though I admit I’ll be the one playing withit. The one I bought is from Lane Bryant’s Sensual Cacique collection, style #000674. The plunge style. With air bags for added highway safety 😉 > [@fetus](#): > > I hadn’t seen you around much, Cherry2000. You still rock for paying my subscription, and you rock even harder for having a bra-toy. Wish I could say it was me that paid your subscription fetus, but I think there is another poster here who is just “Cherry” who is probably your benefactor. I can’t take credit for her kindness. But I would have done it too if I had known at the time. Off to buy more squeaky fun bras…the official support garment of Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey clown college 😃 ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/27 "2005-01-10T15:37:56Z")
My bf would \*love \*this… does anyone know if they’re available for those of us in the B-size range? (Not that I’m complaining… I’m quite pleased with the girls. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/28 "2005-01-10T16:08:21Z")
1: Buy squeaky bra 2: …? 3: Profit! ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/29 "2005-01-10T16:59:07Z")
First, I have to say **Ask Not** stole my joke. Secondly, maybe you could mix the technology of those squeeky bits with an MP3 player, so that they don’t just squeek, but make snide comments. While you’re drinking. \ “Sorry, baby, you’re too big to need these.” “I gave at the office.” “Does this mean I get to pinch your cup?” Pause. “Oh, you’re not wearing one. \ What fun” ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/30 "2005-01-10T17:10:33Z")
_squeak **squeak** squeak_ “Who wants some breasts? Doesum want some breasts?” _squeak **squeak** squeak_ “C’mon boy; c’mon! Come get the breasts! Good boy!” Susan ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/31 "2005-01-10T18:15:52Z")
First of all, ass men do truly exist. I am of the ‘if it’s more than a handful it’s wasted school of thought.’ But bra squeaky toys! Oh, hell yes! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/32 "2005-01-10T20:51:17Z")
WRONG! It’s a bra AND a toy! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/33 "2005-01-10T21:34:37Z")
Cherry’s brand new bra Squeek Squeek! Squeek Squeek! It’s fun for us all Squeek Squeek! Squeek Squeek! It plays a nice tune Squeek Squeek! Squeek Squeek! and supports her ba-zooms Squeek Squeek! Squeek Squeek! it gives joy to her man Squeek Squeek! Squeek squeek! When he takes things in hand Squeek Squeek! Squeek Squeek! He plays out a song, makes him long for the toys of days by gone. Squeek Squeek! ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/34 "2005-01-10T21:38:25Z")
I couldn’t find that stock number on the lane bryant website but is [this](http://lanebryant.charmingshoppes.com/Shopping/product.asp?product_id=L1002370&nav=L1) it. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/35 "2005-01-10T21:47:31Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > I hadn’t seen you around much, **Cherry2000**. You still rock for paying my subscription, and you rock even harder for having a bra-toy. > I’m straight (well, questioning, but sure I’m straight or bisexual) and I’m not a boob man. I’m more of an all-around body guy. The girl I’m going to try to score with today 😃 (we were each others’ first sexual partner) has breasts that are virtually not even there. I love it; she looks _stunning_ naked. Obligatory gratuitious request for pictures… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/36 "2005-01-10T21:50:43Z")
You know ladies, this could make the next dopefest a whole lot of fun. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/37 "2005-01-10T22:25:23Z")
[Does it sound something like this](http://www.3dcafe.com/sounds/soundeffects/squeak.wav)? ---
**Author:** ![Cherry2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cherry2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry2000)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/38 "2005-01-10T22:51:48Z")
> [@Padeye](#): > > I couldn’t find that stock number on the lane bryant website but is [this](http://lanebryant.charmingshoppes.com/Shopping/product.asp?product_id=L1002370&nav=L1) it. Yessir… that’s the one. Comes in all kinds of colors, too. And I gotta say that it’s one of the best bras I’ve ever worn. Other than the unintended hilarity caused by the squeaking phenomenon…ok, or maybe because of it 😉 Either way, your lady friend should be very happy with it. Especially if she’s a DD. It’s hard to find bras that look good, do a good job support wise, and are comfortable. Not to mention one that can serve as a floatation device. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/39 "2005-01-10T22:54:07Z")
Bra? Toy?? I think it depends on which side of the bra you’re on. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/40 "2005-01-10T23:00:59Z")
> [@Padeye](#): > > I couldn’t find that stock number on the lane bryant website but is [this](http://lanebryant.charmingshoppes.com/Shopping/product.asp?product_id=L1002370&nav=L1) it. Hmm…up to 44 in DD. I know what I’m going to suggest next time my SO goes bra shopping! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913.md?page=3)