# It it a bra...or a toy? You decide **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913 "2005-01-09T18:33:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/41 "2005-01-10T23:52:07Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > Is he chewing on it yet, or still just squeezing? Am I the only one that spat a mouthful of soda on the keyboard reading that question? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/42 "2005-01-11T01:46:31Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > You know ladies, this could make the next dopefest a whole lot of fun. Particularly if the squeak pitch changes with the size of the cup. Imagine a row of Doperettes from A to DD+ _playing_ a tune. šŸ˜ƒ [Announcer voice] Introducingā€¦The Straight Dope Message Board Mammary Band![/voice] _Thunderous applause_ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/43 "2005-01-11T01:56:29Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > [Announcer voice] Introducingā€¦The Straight Dope Message Board Mammary Band![/voice] _Thunderous applause_ šŸ˜‰ You think folks would be using their hands for clapping?::innocent face:: ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/44 "2005-01-11T02:01:27Z")
And so, we finally learn the sound of one hand clapping. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/45 "2005-01-11T02:33:03Z")
First, I saw this: > [@danceswithcats](#): > > [Announcer voice] Introducingā€¦The Straight Dope Message Board Mammary Band![/voice] Thunderous applause And I had to ask, would they be using 18" DHIBJDā€™s to play their instruments? \ Of course, having seen that, I had to comment on this, too. > [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > And so, we finally learn the sound of one hand clapping. fapā€¦fapā€¦fap? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/46 "2005-01-11T04:35:17Z")
This is nothing. My ex-girlfriend had a bra that, when squeezed, went ā€œAh-OO-gah! Honk-honk! Honk-honk!ā€ Wait, maybe that was _me_ making that noise. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/47 "2005-01-11T04:43:51Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Particularly if the squeak pitch changes with the size of the cup. Imagine a row of Doperettes from A to DD+ _playing_ a tune. šŸ˜ƒ > > [Announcer voice] Introducingā€¦The Straight Dope Message Board Mammary Band![/voice] _Thunderous applause_ šŸ˜‰ And what, pray tell, would be the tune? _Thanks For The Mammaries?_šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/48 "2005-01-11T05:57:07Z")
> [@](#): > > First of all, ass men do truly exist. And for them we introduceā€¦Squeaky Panties! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/49 "2005-01-11T05:59:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Obligatory gratuitious request for picturesā€¦ Instead of the usual cry for ā€œJPEG!ā€ we might want to try ā€œWAV!ā€ this time. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/50 "2005-01-11T06:08:31Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Leg men actually exist! Hooray! Oh INDEED we do Harimad, INDEED we do. Nothinā€™ better in life than a good pair of gams (and not the stick skinny kind either). ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/51 "2005-01-11T06:23:38Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Oh INDEED we do Harimad, INDEED we do. Nothinā€™ better in life than a good pair of gams (and not the stick skinny kind either). Good to hear it! ---
**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/52 "2005-01-11T11:40:50Z")
I went to the link. That really is a pretty bra. Who else went to the link? And did you laugh when chose the ā€œclick to enlargeā€ link? šŸ˜ƒ Oh, Ha ha! look at that! the code for the big smilie is : D. || || (:D) (:D) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/53 "2005-01-11T14:59:44Z")
Speaking of leg men, I worked with a guy who claimed he could spot a bare leg on a woman from a block away. Iā€™m thinking _he_ was a leg man. ---
**Author:** ![tanstaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tanstaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaf)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/54 "2005-01-11T21:15:12Z")
Anyone remember that Cheers episode where the group all got those squeeky shoes? Why canā€™t I get the image of a bunch of doperettes walking around a bar all making squeek, squeek, squeek sounds as they move. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913/55 "2005-01-11T22:48:39Z")
Do not taunt Squeaky Fun Braā„¢. I am so getting one for TheLadyLion. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-it-a-bra-or-a-toy-you-decide/283913.md?page=2)