# It looks all weird outside!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 19, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690 "2010-02-19T21:26:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/21 "2010-02-24T13:04:02Z")

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> [@The\_Hamster\_King](#):
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> It’s a sign you’ve been magically transported to Los Angeles. It’s like that here all the time. 😃

I thought LA was the end of the world… 😉

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/22 "2010-02-24T15:34:44Z")

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Here in The City That Always Stinks it’s still the usual grey nasty.

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**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/23 "2010-02-24T15:36:30Z")

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I hate to tell you this, but I’m in the United Kingdom and am experiencing the same events. I think this might be world wide, or at least the Northern Hemisphere. I’m stocking up on tinned beans as we speak.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/24 "2010-02-24T16:06:26Z")

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How terrifying!! I’ve seen this too and the only answer is to go back inside and HIDE!!!

Fortunately, the sky is reverting to its nice, comforting, soothing gray color today.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/25 "2010-02-24T16:11:16Z")

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That big bright thing is out down here most of the time. It hasn’t hurt us any. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/26 "2010-02-24T16:19:17Z")

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It’s back to gray sky and snowing, and ice on the ground in Chicago. Whew!

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/27 "2010-02-24T18:05:15Z")

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> [@kittenblue](#):
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> Not only does it melt, but sometimes strange greenish-brown blade-like structures can be seen through the white layer…this only seems to happen when the yellow burny-thing has been out multiple times, though.

Now that’s just crazy talk!!

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/28 "2010-02-24T19:14:22Z")

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That big yellow thing you saw? Stay away from it. It’s a completely unshielded fusion reactor.

There oughtta be a law.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/29 "2010-02-24T19:36:05Z")

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> [@Missy2U](#):
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> > [@kittenblue](#):
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> > Not only does it melt, but sometimes strange greenish-brown blade-like structures can be seen through the white layer…this only seems to happen when the yellow burny-thing has been out multiple times, though.
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> Now that’s just crazy talk!!

It’s not crazy talk. It’s clearly a case of wind erosion uncovering a layer of earthworm activity.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/30 "2010-02-24T19:44:55Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> That big yellow thing you saw? Stay away from it. It’s a completely unshielded fusion reactor.
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> There oughtta be a law.

Ack! Will I get the radiation from it?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/31 "2010-02-24T19:53:51Z")

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> [@Anne\_Neville](#):
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> Ack! Will I get the radiation from it?

Why do you think they invented clothes? Shielding! All that stuff about modesty was added after the fact. The truth is, you need clothes to go outside in, or you will die.

Some believe that this indicates that either humans aren’t native to the earth, or that the earth was different in the distant past, because other creatures can live outside without special protection…

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/32 "2010-02-24T19:59:08Z")

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> Some believe that this indicates that either humans aren’t native to the earth, or that the earth was different in the distant past, because other creatures can live outside without special protection…

Except cats which are even more alien then. The exposure to the fusion reactor cause a complete physical shutdown for up to 12 hours. There also seems to be some sort of narcotic/addictive property.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/33 "2010-02-24T20:06:18Z")

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This happened to me in Leeds, UK around this time of year. There was a kind of mass panic around the university for an hour or so. Then the sky went back to its normal grey and sanity returned…well, at least as sane as Leeds University ever gets, what with ground floors of buildings marked “Level 8” and large graveyards tight up against dorm rooms.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/34 "2010-02-24T20:24:14Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> Except cats which are even more alien then. The exposure to the fusion reactor cause a complete physical shutdown for up to 12 hours. There also seems to be some sort of narcotic/addictive property.

I’ve seen that! My cats seem to like to lie in the patches of light from it that come in the window when it’s weird outside like this. They don’t seem interested in patches of light from lamps.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/35 "2010-02-24T20:28:50Z")

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> [@Anne\_Neville](#):
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> I’ve seen that! My cats seem to like to lie in the patches of light from it that come in the window when it’s weird outside like this. They don’t seem interested in patches of light from lamps.

They’re obviously _recharging_.

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/36 "2010-02-24T21:27:55Z")

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I have been assured by the funny little man on the television that the weird blue sky will be gone by tonight and that the erosion of our white soil was only temporary and should be fixed by tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/37 "2010-02-24T21:42:39Z")

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> [@Anne\_Neville](#):
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> Ack! Will I get the radiation from it?

Yes, this is one of the most documented UFO’s ever. It has been seen by people from around the world. People caught in it’s rays for a prolonged period have been seriously burned to the point their skin peals off.

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**Author:** ![Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Methyl_Ethyl_Death)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/38 "2010-02-24T21:49:02Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> Yes, this is one of the most documented UFO’s ever. It has been seen by people from around the world. People caught in it’s rays for a prolonged period have been seriously burned to the point their skin peals off.

That things dangerous! Can we shoot a rocket at it and knock it out of the sky?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/39 "2010-02-24T22:27:40Z")

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> [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](#):
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> That things dangerous! Can we shoot a rocket at it and knock it out of the sky?

Do we know how far away it is? It doesn’t seem to move all that fast.

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**Author:** ![Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Methyl_Ethyl_Death)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-looks-all-weird-outside/529690/40 "2010-02-25T00:13:30Z")

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All the more reason we should shoot it with a rocket. Rockets are fast! Lets get one of those heat seeking missiles, launch it at the Yellow Burny Thing and KABLUEY!, all our problems will be solved. Maybe.

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