It really happened! (dumb ass clerk)

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Yep. And plenty of ours still are.

A couple of months ago I went to my neighborhood pharmacy to get a prescription refill. Instead of the usual $59 and change, the cashier rang up $59 ***thousand ***and change. Jokingly, I told her I’d have to stop at the bank to get a loan. She gave me a bewildered look, so I pointed at the amount on the register, adding “I couldn’t even charge it; my limit isn’t that high.” So she said, “We do accept personal checks.” Mercifully, the pharmacist overheard and voided the transaction.