# It’s a girl!?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 21, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879 "2007-06-21T17:36:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/41 "2007-06-21T23:18:19Z")

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Congratulations! You’ll have a wonderful time, girls are great & their clothes rock. Even to the point of used clothes - there are 3x as many choices for girls as boys.

having a hard time typing, as my two are busy wrestling like dickens on the floor behind me. of course, it’s not over till someone’s hurt

Picture, thousand words – [here.](http://www.flickr.com/photos/88995792@N00/?saved=1)

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**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/42 "2007-06-21T23:38:23Z")

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Algernina

Congratulations, btw. We were also hoping for a boy for our second child (we already had another boy and wanted a same sex pair to make things easier). I can tell you, when you get to hold them for the first time, disappointment will be the very last thing on your mind.

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**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/43 "2007-06-22T00:55:34Z")

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[QUOTE=asterion]  
Just how does one buffer a saline solution anyway?  
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Hell, I wonder who Hank is! And why is he buffing saline? :dubious:

Mouse\_Spouse came home from work and annouced, “I don’t want our daughter to have the initials HMS.”  
“Ok. Why?”  
“Is stands for 'Her Majesty Service.” Its on British navy ships. I don’t want her to have saliors getting on and off of her!"  
😛 I fought the urge to say “Permission to come aboard?”

The short list of names:  
Heather  
Brigid  
Ivy  
Kaylee (Spouse likes this one.)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/44 "2007-06-22T01:13:08Z")

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Kaylee Ivy S. Then she’ll have kisses all her life 🙂  
Yay on the good news.  
The only thing I have to say is don’t give her an “old” name like Esther or Sylvia or Euphengenia. And for Og’s sake, _anything_ but Tiffany, Brittany, Lindsay, or any other of the female teen stars of the last 10 years

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**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/45 "2007-06-22T01:29:14Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]

The only thing I have to say is don’t give her an “old” name like Esther or Sylvia or Euphengenia. And for Og’s sake, _anything_ but Tiffany, Brittany, Lindsay, or any other of the female teen stars of the last 10 years  
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It [could be worse.](http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=54021&in_page_id=34) Spouse doesn’t want a Biblical name. I was lobbying for Sam, after Vimes of course :D, but Spouse stood by his “no Bible” decision.

I changed my name after marriage, my new initials are KSS. Maybe the Universe is trying to tell me something: Keep it Simple, Stupid!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/46 "2007-06-22T01:34:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven]  
It [could be worse.](http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=54021&in_page_id=34) …  
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First day of kindergarten (or whatever the NZ’ers call it)  
random kid: Hi! I’m Bobby. What’s your name?  
unfortunate child: 4real.  
rk: yeah, for real. I wanna know.  
uc: it’s 4real.  
rk: you’re weird, kid.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/47 "2007-06-22T01:39:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven]  
It [could be worse.](http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=54021&in_page_id=34) Spouse doesn’t want a Biblical name. I was lobbying for Sam, after Vimes of course :D, but Spouse stood by his “no Bible” decision.  
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Eh, I don’t see what’s wrong with something like Samantha. And the whole initials thing seems a silly worry to me.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/48 "2007-06-22T02:02:31Z")

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Madison Ursala S.

Then her initials would also be her genus. 🙂

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/49 "2007-06-22T02:07:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
Gillian is a fantastic, brilliant, absolutely splendid name for a girl. Just so you know. _whistles innocently_

(Emily’s pretty, or Jessica or Rebecca…)  
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EMILY? Never, never, never, never pick a name in the top ten, and avoid top forty if at all possible.

“Emily” has been the #1 girls’ name for a few years now. It’s an AWFUL name choice now, because any girl saddled with it will be doomed to be “Emily-Lastinitial” in school forever, a kid saddled with a dated name. It’d be just like all the Jennifers I went to school with; I was never once in a class with fewer than two, and often three or four.

Mouse, pick a nice, feminine, normally spelled girls’ name that isn’t in the top 50 and doesn’t sound old or ugly or is related to a popular movie or TV show (e.g. Madison, Trinity, Emma.) From the list of Top 100 names, some low-on-the-list choices might be Madeline, Rebecca, Jocelyn, or Claire.

“Heather” is very nice. “Ivy” is a bit silly, and “Kaylee” won’t age well; an 11-year old can be Kaylee, but it looks immature on a 34-year-old businesswoman. “Brigid” is ugly and unfeminine.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/50 "2007-06-22T02:10:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven]  
😃

Naming mistakes I’m trying to avoid:

Give a common name, but with an unusual spelling. Thanks, Ma. :rolleyes:  
No androgynous names. Mother: Bobbi. Father: Kerry. Brother: Glynn.  
No “K’s”! Me: Kim Aunts: Karen, Kristy Father: Kerry Cousins: Kelsey, Ken, Kathy.  
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Well if “Minnie” is out, then maybe “Micki?”

:: D&R FAST! ::

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/51 "2007-06-22T03:22:18Z")

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anyrose:

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> The only thing I have to say is don’t give her an “old” name like Esther or Sylvia or Euphengenia.

Ahem. I’ve got a six-month-old Esther crawling around here, and the name works just fine.

“4real”?? Can’t these idiots just spell “for”? I hate this trend. I like the Pink song “U + Ur Hand” but I would have liked “You and Your Hand” better.

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**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/52 "2007-06-22T05:24:38Z")

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I have always liked the name Miranda.

No, it’s not my name.

Congrats on the healthy baby update. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/53 "2007-06-22T05:57:42Z")

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Hey **mouse\_maven** , congratulations on having a baby with all the bits in the right place. And another vote for ‘girls rock - Do Not Fear The Pink’ (apart from the Barbie Aisle in ToysRUs :shudder: - have you SEEN that place? You will…)

Aspidistra, proud mum of: Number 1 Girl (interests: riding her bike,climbing things,jigsaw puzzles, books, driving her parents crazy) and Number 2 Girl (interests: standing on her head,trying to ride her sister’s bike,climbing things, driving her parents crazy), both of whom think of ‘clothes’ as ‘something your parents put on you before they let you go outside and play’

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/54 "2007-06-22T05:59:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Zyada]  
Well, at least for the board the littlest mouse must be called Mini Mouse! 😃  
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No Cecelia, in honor of our perfect master.

Congrats on the healthy ultrasound. My little girl (22) helped deliver 14 piglets at the Swine unit last night. So don’t think it will all be pink dresses from here on out. It might be cars and Legos.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/55 "2007-06-22T06:06:19Z")

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[What not to name the baby](http://nancyfriedman.typepad.com/away_with_words/2006/08/what_not_to_nam.html)

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**Author:** ![El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9c0ed/32.png) [@El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Perro_Fumando)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/56 "2007-06-22T13:10:41Z")

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Congrats!

I’ll offer up my own name, Cassandra. I only knew one other girl in High School with my name (we both went by Cassie and were in different years, so we weren’t in the same class). It wasn’t until this week, when I was in a workshop with people of all different ages, that I was one of 3 (!) Cassandras in the same room.

(My extended family didn’t like my name at first, as I was named after a Great-Aunt who was a royal bitch when she was alive. I’m not so hated.)

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/57 "2007-06-22T13:25:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven]  
The short list of names:  
Heather  
Brigid  
Ivy  
Kaylee (Spouse likes this one.)  
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I’m sure you don’t care too much about opinions, but anyhoo, Kaylee–NO! Way too trendy and current.

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**Author:** ![Solfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Solfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solfy)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/58 "2007-06-22T13:26:24Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
Kaylee Ivy S. Then she’ll have kisses all her life 🙂  
Yay on the good news.  
The only thing I have to say is don’t give her an “old” name like Esther or Sylvia or Euphengenia. And for Og’s sake, _anything_ but Tiffany, Brittany, Lindsay, or any other of the female teen stars of the last 10 years  
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I’ve got a 10yr old cousin named Evalynn. My first thought when she was born was, “Ew! Old person name!” She’s such a cutie though that now when I hear the name I think of a rosy cheeked little girl. When she learned to talk she pronounced her own name as “Eff-wyn” which was also very cute (in a 3yr old).

[QUOTE=Rick]  
No Cecelia, in honor of our perfect master.

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I like that name but can’t help but think of the song everytime. (it will now be stuck in my head until lunchtime - thanks.)

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**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/59 "2007-06-22T13:35:50Z")

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I was another one who was mildly disappointed to discover the vicious kicking lump I was carrying around was a girl. I thought a boy would be, well, easier. (I didn’t have a great relationship with my mom) I’m also afraid of dolls. They seriously creep me out.  
But my little Cricket is the most wonderful creature ever.  
And with a girl you get twice as many clothes to choose from. The girl stuff is too pink? Go get cool lion and tiger stuff from the boy’s side!

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**Author:** ![Mame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Mame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mame)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-s-a-girl/408879/60 "2007-06-22T14:21:54Z")

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May I respectfully direct you to [What not to name your baby](http://notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/), for negative advice and a really good laugh.

My husband set the ground rules of:

Nothing polysyllabic from the first testament of the Bible (I should never have told him I favoured the names Jedediah and Ezekial)

No natural objects (Fern, Syke, Phoenix etc) because they will ALL clash with his family name.

No virtue names (Faith, Chastity, Grace) 'cos the person is always the opposite of their virtue name.

I managed to sneak a sort-of virtue name under his radar. Our daughter’s middle name is Blythe. Yes, she is a worrier. :smack:

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