# It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2015, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728 "2015-01-24T01:42:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/1 "2015-01-24T01:42:49Z")
A construction worker upcountry in Thailand has been [arrested for sexually molesting a dog](http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/crime/459570/labourer-arrested-for-molesting-dog). I love the photo. The caption is possibly the best the _Post_ has ever run. It’s so matter of fact. **“Pakhin Lemwon, a construction worker, contacts his relatives after being caught raping a female dog in Chai Nat.”** I would love to have listened in to _that_ conversation. And as an added bonus, elsewhere upcountry a 21-year-old lady was [arrested for illegally straightening people’s teeth](http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/general/459593/youtube-dentist-confesses). The former vocational student has never studied dentistry or worked in a dental clinic. Says she learned her skills by watching YouTube videos and so has been dubbed the “YouTube dentist.” ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/2 "2015-01-24T02:01:00Z")
We haven’t heard the dog’s side of the story. Maybe it was consensual. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/3 "2015-01-24T02:09:32Z")
Her name has been withheld to protect her. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/4 "2015-01-24T02:13:12Z")
I am speechless. What happened to masterbation? Why did he or why does anyone choose to rape an animal instead ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/5 "2015-01-24T02:23:24Z")
♪ And they called it puppy loooove ♫ ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/6 "2015-01-24T02:26:09Z")
What? A jar of peanut butter and any mutt of the street was too good for him? Harumph! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/7 "2015-01-24T02:27:40Z")
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they’ll find you yet, and when they do they’ll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/8 "2015-01-24T02:57:38Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? > Well you just wait they’ll find you yet, and when they do they’ll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt. Yes, they are coming to take him away… ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/9 "2015-01-24T03:38:46Z")
But do they call me Pakhin Iemwon the Builder? No! ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/10 "2015-01-24T03:49:23Z")
> [@harmonicamoon](#): > > We haven’t heard the dog’s side of the story. Maybe it was consensual. Meh, she was probably a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/11 "2015-01-24T03:59:27Z")
Are these two stories related? Did Thararat Thaptimtae straighten the dog’s teeth before Chai Nat found her attractive? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/12 "2015-01-24T04:14:12Z")
I don’t know what he actually did to that dog, but I feel sorrier for the many stray dogs I see dieing of sarcoptic mange or parvo(think almost dog ebola) to get too worked up over a guy molesting a dog. The dog isn’t going to be wracked with trauma, or shunned socially. I feel worse for the dogs dieing slow excruciatingly painful deaths. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/13 "2015-01-24T04:48:39Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Meh, she was probably a bitch. She probably liked it -------- rufff ruffruff! ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/14 "2015-01-24T04:55:30Z")
So that’s what is meant by “giving the dog a bone!” ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/15 "2015-01-24T07:09:43Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Meh, she was probably a bitch. And you know _they_ lie about getting raped. They just want the big dog-biscuit payouts. ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/16 "2015-01-24T23:47:15Z")
Now, now, don’t be so quick to judge. Look at what she was wearing - nothing! You can’t expect a woman to strut around naked like that and not have anything happen to her. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/17 "2015-01-25T01:32:09Z")
> [@Octarine](#): > > Now, now, don’t be so quick to judge. Look at what she was wearing - nothing! You can’t expect a woman to strut around naked like that and not have anything happen to her. Bare skin under a fur coat. Tramp, tramp, tramp. ---
**Author:** ![straight\_doped](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@straight\_doped](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straight_doped)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/18 "2015-01-25T03:01:24Z")
that is one nice looking dog. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-dog/710728/19 "2015-01-25T04:01:07Z")
YouTube Dentist? Does she do extractions with a vise-grip slide-hammer? [![](https://www.homemadetools.net/uploads/62255/vise-grip-slide-hammer-2.jpeg) ](https://www.homemadetools.net/uploads/62255/vise-grip-slide-hammer-2.jpeg) :eek: