# It was Christmas Eve babe... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 25, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135 "2014-12-25T02:53:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/21 "2014-12-25T06:54:20Z")
You’re a bum. You’re a punk. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/22 "2014-12-25T06:56:36Z")
You’re an old slut on junk ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/23 "2014-12-25T07:36:49Z")
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/24 "2014-12-25T12:30:17Z")
You scumbag, you maggot ---
**Author:** ![eburacum45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eburacum45/32/8690_2.png) [@eburacum45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eburacum45)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/25 "2014-12-25T12:43:56Z")
You cheap, lousy faggot ---
**Author:** ![pseudograph](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pseudograph/32/19768_2.png) [@pseudograph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudograph)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/26 "2014-12-25T12:52:48Z")
Happy Christmas your arse ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/27 "2014-12-25T13:29:55Z")
I pray God it’s our last Not really, but that’s the next line ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/28 "2014-12-25T13:31:21Z")
The boys of the NYPD Choir still singing Galway Bay … ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/29 "2014-12-25T13:56:12Z")
And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day. ---
**Author:** ![eburacum45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eburacum45/32/8690_2.png) [@eburacum45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eburacum45)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/30 "2014-12-25T14:40:41Z")
I could have been someone… ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/31 "2014-12-25T14:56:43Z")
You coulda been a contenda ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/32 "2014-12-25T15:14:19Z")
Well, so could anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/33 "2014-12-25T15:19:37Z")
You took my dreams away when I first found you. ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/34 "2014-12-25T15:50:21Z")
I kept them with me babe I put them with my own ---
**Author:** ![eburacum45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eburacum45/32/8690_2.png) [@eburacum45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eburacum45)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/35 "2014-12-25T17:33:09Z")
Can’t make it all alone. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/36 "2014-12-25T17:37:06Z")
I’ve built my dreams around you. ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/37 "2014-12-25T17:49:05Z")
And the boys of the NYPD Choir were singin’ Galway Bay… ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/38 "2014-12-25T21:22:38Z")
And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day! Merry Christmas, all, and happy birthday to Shane MacGowan. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/39 "2014-12-25T21:30:54Z")
Also RIP Kirsty MacColl - never forgotten while this piece of genius endures. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135/40 "2014-12-25T22:58:14Z")
> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#): > > Also RIP Kirsty MacColl - never forgotten while this piece of genius endures. 🆒 Yes, I was going to say the same thing. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/708135.md?page=1)