# It was Christmas Eve, babe,
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 24, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277 "2015-12-24T17:40:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/1 "2015-12-24T17:40:02Z")
In the drunk tank,
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### Author:  [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/2 "2015-12-24T17:56:12Z")
I’m turning my face away. (But still dreaming of you.)
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### Author:  [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/3 "2015-12-24T18:48:05Z")
An old man said to me
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### Author:  [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/4 "2015-12-24T18:50:55Z")
Won’t see another one.
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### Author:  [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/5 "2015-12-24T18:54:04Z")
And then he sang a song…
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### Author:  [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/6 "2015-12-24T18:55:04Z")
That rare ol mountain dew
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### Author:  [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/7 "2015-12-24T19:02:46Z")
I started to cry
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### Author:  [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/8 "2015-12-24T19:03:06Z")
Nope, I turned my face away
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### Author:  [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/9 "2015-12-24T19:06:20Z")
I wore my shoes out walking the floor.
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### Author:  [@Richey84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richey84)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/10 "2015-12-24T19:40:18Z")
And dreamed about you.
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### Author:  [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/11 "2015-12-24T20:02:36Z")
Got on a lucky one
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### Author:  [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/12 "2015-12-24T20:10:14Z")
Came in eighteen to one
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### Author:  [@Das\_Glasperlenspiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Das_Glasperlenspiel)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/13 "2015-12-24T20:19:40Z")
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s made for me and you.
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### Author:  [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/14 "2015-12-24T20:33:26Z")
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/15 "2015-12-24T20:45:49Z")
_You’re a bum
You’re a punk
You’re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead
On a drip in that bed
You scumbag
You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your ass
I pray God it’s our last_
Who says nobody is writing any new Christmas songs?
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### Author:  [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/16 "2015-12-24T20:56:12Z")
You skipped nemo. Also, I don’t think you can call this a new song anymore. Yeah, that makes me feel bad too. It was 10 years ago the first time I participated in one of these.
Getting back to it…
I can see a better time
when all our dreams come true.
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### Author:  [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/17 "2015-12-24T20:57:45Z")
I could have been someone.☹
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### Author:  [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/18 "2015-12-24T21:15:40Z")
Well, so could anyone
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/19 "2015-12-24T23:24:39Z")
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
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### Author:  [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/20 "2015-12-24T23:41:41Z")
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
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