# It was Christmas Eve, babe, **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 24, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277 "2015-12-24T17:40:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/21 "2015-12-24T23:47:30Z")
The poisonous hombres speeding higher Wore wings of golden babes And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day… All these years and never looked up the lyrics until now. Missed it by that much… ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/22 "2015-12-25T01:18:55Z")
They’ve got cars big as bars They’ve got rivers of gold ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/23 "2015-12-25T03:11:30Z")
But the wind goes right through you It’s no place for the old ---
**Author:** ![CatastrophicFailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@CatastrophicFailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatastrophicFailure)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/24 "2015-12-25T04:32:10Z")
When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/25 "2015-12-25T04:33:07Z")
You promised me Broadway was waiting for me ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/26 "2015-12-25T04:40:44Z")
You were handsome ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/27 "2015-12-25T04:46:29Z")
You were pretty ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/28 "2015-12-25T05:10:48Z")
Queen of New York City ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/29 "2015-12-25T05:26:31Z")
When the band finished playing they howled out for more ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/30 "2015-12-25T06:12:02Z")
Sinatra was singing All the drunks they were swinging ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/31 "2015-12-25T13:26:51Z")
We kissed on the corner And danced through the night ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/32 "2015-12-25T13:47:15Z")
He said. And then he pulled off his mask. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/33 "2015-12-25T14:35:27Z")
The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing ‘Galway Bay’ And the bells are ringing Out for Christmas day ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/34 "2015-12-25T15:34:52Z")
You’re a bum You’re a punk ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/35 "2015-12-25T15:37:35Z")
You’re an old slut on junk ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/36 "2015-12-25T17:05:16Z")
Lying there almost dead ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/37 "2015-12-25T17:09:43Z")
With a gash running down the side of my head ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/38 "2015-12-25T21:27:18Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > With a gash running down the side of my head Feels like Shane to me. 😉 You scumbag you maggot ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/39 "2015-12-26T16:46:29Z")
You cheap lousy faggot ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277/40 "2015-12-26T16:54:34Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas you ass I pray God it’s our last. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-christmas-eve-babe/741277.md?page=3)