# “It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figur
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 23, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369 "2003-09-23T18:48:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/1 "2003-09-23T18:48:52Z")
Overheard from a co-worker.
Sometimes you just don’t want to know thw rest of the story. :o
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/2 "2003-09-23T18:52:38Z")
Oops - first part got cut off. Should have read:
“It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figured ,what the heck.”
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### Author:  [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/3 "2003-09-23T19:04:59Z")
…so I figured, what the heck. So I got the Flu Shot."
…so I figured, what the heck. So the doctor removed the other mole as well"
😃
Or do you suppose that your co-worker was going for a “happy ending?”:eek:
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### Author:  [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/4 "2003-09-23T19:07:40Z")
zoid… I’m gonna be in Chicago this weekend… Can you find out from your co-worker where he was please? k thanks…
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### Author:  [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/5 "2003-09-23T19:23:45Z")
Frankly, I’d be suspicious of those discount Gynecologist you meet wandering around the ladies restroom. I mean, really, a flashlight and a speculum don’t mean necessarily they’re qualified, right?
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/6 "2003-09-23T19:57:32Z")
It _doesn’t_? Oh, no! :eek:
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### Author:  [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/7 "2003-09-23T20:44:57Z")
…so I figured, what the heck. And I had him tattoo the other cheek, too.
We could make a very amusing game out of this.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/8 "2003-09-23T21:54:30Z")
…so I figured, what the heck. And I got my left breast implanted, too.
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### Author:  [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/9 "2003-09-23T22:38:38Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, I’ll have it ALL waxed off
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### Author:  [@HotRail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HotRail)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/10 "2003-09-23T22:48:16Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, and had my other nipple pierced too.
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### Author:  [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/11 "2003-09-23T23:18:34Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, might as well see what Ben Affleck sees in her.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/12 "2003-09-24T00:06:22Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, impregnate me!
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/13 "2003-09-24T01:13:47Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by DMark \*
> \*\*…so I figured, what the heck, might as well see what Ben Affleck sees in her. \*\*
I think we may have a winner.
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### Author:  [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/14 "2003-09-24T01:16:11Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, so I locked the door and donated another cup.
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/15 "2003-09-24T01:19:08Z")
… so I figured, what the heck, when am I going to be in Haiti again?
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### Author:  [@WomanofScorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WomanofScorn)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/16 "2003-09-24T01:29:23Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, it’s Girls Gone Wild 3.
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/17 "2003-09-24T01:43:47Z")
…so I figured, what the heck? I’d never seen a flat scanner plate that large before, anyway.
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### Author:  [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/18 "2003-09-24T01:44:31Z")
so I figured, “What the heck, I mean, how’s anybody gonna make any money from a latex cast of my genitals?”
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### Author:  [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/19 "2003-09-24T01:45:17Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, I’ll spend an extra year in college with my horse.
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/20 "2003-09-24T02:07:09Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Lisa-go-Blind \*
> \*\*…so I figured, what the heck, I’ll spend an extra year in college with my horse. \*\*
No, **here** is our winner.
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