# “It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figur **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369 "2003-09-23T18:48:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/21 "2003-09-24T02:09:08Z")
Wow. Just, wow. Y’all have issues, but as long as we’re just funnin’… …so I figured what the heck, if you close your eyes you can’t tell the difference… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/22 "2003-09-24T02:31:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lisa-go-Blind \* > \*\*…so I figured, what the heck, I’ll spend an extra year in college with my horse. \*\* You know, if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have gone to college at all. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/23 "2003-09-24T04:14:01Z")
…so I figured what the heck, finger paint washes right off… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/24 "2003-09-24T05:26:55Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, he’s not too skanky for the Canadian Alliance, and _Frank_ magazine will have a riot with the photos. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/25 "2003-09-24T07:10:17Z")
…so I figured what the heck, how dangerous can bungee jumping be? ---
**Author:** ![Reuben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Reuben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuben)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/26 "2003-09-24T10:08:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by look!ninjas \* > \*\*You know, if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have gone to college at all. \*\* Wasn’t that really overheard by someone else, somewhere else? I could swear I’ve read those exact words quite recently… ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/27 "2003-09-24T10:33:01Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, I’ll try on the matching bra too. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/28 "2003-09-24T10:34:12Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, it’s only a gerbil, and declawed at that! ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/29 "2003-09-24T12:07:52Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, I mean, how much can it hurt? ---
**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/30 "2003-09-24T12:15:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*…so I figured, what the heck? I’d never seen a flat scanner plate that large before, anyway. \*\* 😃 Hahahahahhaha Thank God there was no one else in the office when I read that. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/31 "2003-09-24T12:31:14Z")
…so I figured what the heck, when am I ever going to get such a good deal on peanut butter again? I love these little surreal snippets of overheard conversation. I once walked into a conversation at a party just as the person talking said: > [@](#): > > **…and I looked down, and there was a small chocolate-covered graham cracker between my toes…** I don’t know what that was about, as none of them would repeat the earlier part of the story. But even that gets topped by the snippet overheard by a friend of mine upon walking past a classroom: > [@](#): > > \*\*…and if you shoot soap up into it, your arm will explode! \*\*If anyone has any ideas what the hell that one was about, please let me know. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/32 "2003-09-24T12:52:02Z")
…so I figured, what the heck? When’s the next time I’m going to catch Phil Plait and James Randi together in the same room again? ---
**Author:** ![dpfoody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@dpfoody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpfoody)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/33 "2003-09-24T14:28:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reuben \* > \*\*Wasn’t that really overheard by someone else, somewhere else? I could swear I’ve read those exact words quite recently… \*\* Yeah, Lewis Black on his Comedy Central Presents show… this is what causes aneurisms …If it wasn’t for my horse…If it wasn’t for my horse… …WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH COLLEGE???.. ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/34 "2003-09-24T14:59:49Z")
…so I figured, what the heck. Who knew you could actually get a decent back rub at the massage parlour? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/35 "2003-09-24T15:11:29Z")
…so I figured, what the heck. **Brazillian** wax eh? OK… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/36 "2003-09-24T15:21:20Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, it’s not like I use my spleen that much anyhow… ---
**Author:** ![JerH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@JerH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerH)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/37 "2003-09-24T15:25:20Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, I might as well see if it fits. …so I figured, what the heck, how much could it hurt? …so I figured, what the heck, I don’t need all this body hair anyhow. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/38 "2003-09-24T15:28:59Z")
…so I figured, what the heck: if Arnie can run for Governor why not me? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/39 "2003-09-24T16:11:57Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, when was the last time I had my prostate checkd? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/40 "2003-09-24T16:14:34Z")
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