# “It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figur **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369 "2003-09-23T18:48:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/41 "2003-09-24T16:18:16Z")
…so I figured, what the heck: how often do you see a vat of chocolate pudding that big? ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/42 "2003-09-24T17:12:57Z")
…so I figured what the heck, how often do you get to Arnold Schwartzenegger nekkid anyway?😃 MetalMaven ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/43 "2003-09-24T17:55:52Z")
…so I figured what the heck, the Priest said I could have a candy bar, too. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/44 "2003-09-24T19:51:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*… so I figured, what the heck, when am I going to be in Haiti again? \*\* Bad Idea Jeans!!! …So I figured I’d get in on the strip poker game. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/45 "2003-09-24T20:17:01Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, the goat LOOKS friendly" ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/46 "2003-09-24T20:26:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zoid \* > \*\*…so I figured, what the heck, the goat LOOKS friendly" \*\* This made me laugh so hard, I thought my brain was exploding – zoid, are you trying to kill me? ---
**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/47 "2003-09-25T10:32:06Z")
…so I figured what the heck, maybe a portrait of myself WOULD make a nice Christmas present for my mother-in-law… ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/48 "2003-09-25T11:38:47Z")
… so I figured what the heck, Bush is going to make this illegal soon anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/49 "2003-09-25T12:36:50Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, if _that’s_ what I have to do to become a Moderator, then so be it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/50 "2003-09-25T12:56:37Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, we’re in the middle of the biggest blackout in history. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/51 "2003-09-25T13:06:57Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, the guy at the store said the dye was only temprorary. Now it’s blue! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/52 "2003-09-25T16:40:15Z")
…so I figured what the heck. I hear Prince Alberts are all the rage these days. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/53 "2003-09-25T17:20:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*No, **here** is our winner. \*\* Aw, shucks. :o …so I figured, what the heck, it’s only a turkey baster. ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/54 "2003-09-25T18:53:51Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, it even looks good without my glasses… …so I figured, what the heck, 85 isn’t that old… ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/55 "2003-09-25T20:32:21Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, dye the pubes red to finish up the Ronald McDonald tatoo. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lisa-go-Blind \* > \*\*Aw, shucks. > :o > …so I figured, what the heck, it’s only a turkey baster. > > * * * > > And don’t the kids just love it.\*\* That response is so, so wrong with your sig attached… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/56 "2003-09-25T22:20:55Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, the Shriners don’t need the cars back until tomorrow morning anyhow. …so I figured, what the heck, it’s not like Janet Reno will ever love me for my _mind_. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/57 "2003-09-25T22:22:57Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, he _was_ the President, after all… ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/58 "2003-09-25T22:40:08Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, i always wondered if i still would get brain freeze if i had it spooned in… ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/59 "2003-09-25T22:50:13Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, you can never have to many prostate exams. ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/60 "2003-09-25T23:00:23Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, at least I’ll figure out how they get the caramel inside the Caramilk bar. …so I figured, what the heck, it _could_ be a woman on the other side of that glory hole. …so I figured, what the heck, if the cat doesn’t like it, I’ll stop. …so I figured, what the heck, he likes peanut butter…I have some Skippy right here. What’s the chances the wife will come home early from her yoga class? …so I figured, what the heck, I may as well see if the vacuum actually works. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369.md?page=4)