# “It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figur **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369 "2003-09-23T18:48:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/61 "2003-09-25T23:01:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sciguy \* > \*\*…so I figured, what the heck, dye the pubes red to finish up the Ronald McDonald tatoo. > \*\* :eek: 😃 MetalMaven ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/62 "2003-09-25T23:06:25Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, maybe this time I can get the ping pong balls into the back row. ---
**Author:** ![TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFunkySpaceCowboy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/63 "2003-09-26T02:50:11Z")
… so I figured, what the heck, what else will I do with all this Icey-Hot. … so I figured, what the heck, the cat was already shaved … so I figured, what the heck, these goats aren’t going to felch themselves! ---
**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/64 "2003-09-26T03:40:28Z")
… so I figured, what the heck, it’s probably just an urban myth. … so I figured, what the heck, he’s not even a union member! ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/65 "2003-09-26T11:49:37Z")
… so I figured, what the heck, and grabbed a straw . . ---
**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/66 "2003-09-26T16:08:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*… so I figured, what the heck, when am I going to be in Haiti again? \*\* Bad Idea Jeans ® ---
**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/67 "2003-09-26T16:15:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*… so I figured, what the heck, when am I going to be in Haiti again? \*\* Bad Idea Jeans ® ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/68 "2003-09-26T17:33:02Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, how bad could a Supercut’s hair cut be? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/69 "2003-09-26T18:36:22Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, supposedly women prefer men who are circumsized. ---
**Author:** ![RonA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@RonA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RonA)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/70 "2003-09-26T21:51:02Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, Let’s send Snapple some more “Fun Facts” for their bottle tops. …so I figured, what the heck, I gotta share this. For all the trolls out there. …so I figured, what the heck, let’s see what it takes to get me fired. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/71 "2003-09-27T21:25:10Z")
… so I figured, what the heck, he’s kinda cute for an alien being. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/72 "2003-09-27T22:21:36Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, why _not_ have a “crop circle” shaved into my back hair? ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/73 "2003-09-28T05:50:43Z")
…so I figured, what the heck,how many other guys I know have a 42D bust ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/74 "2003-09-28T07:59:47Z")
… so I figured, what the heck, the yak’s not due back at the rental place till tomorrow, and I just got a new Twister board … ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/75 "2003-09-28T08:05:28Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, it’s **the** Dave Matthews. …so I figured, what the heck, it’s not like it’s a **whole** football team. …so I figured, what the heck, my prof always spoke so highly of black holes. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/76 "2003-09-28T08:08:38Z")
\*\*PLEASE DO NOT READ EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU AREN’T OVERSENSITIVE AND HAVE A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR \*\* …so I figured, what the heck, what’s one more dead whore in the world? I told you not to look ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/77 "2003-09-28T08:13:12Z")
\*\*OH YEAH DON’T READ THAT IF YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF GRAMMAR EITHER \*\* ---
**Author:** ![nevermore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nevermore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevermore)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/78 "2003-09-28T08:27:17Z")
…so I figured, what the heck; it’d be legal in Japan… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3da27b/32.png) [@El\_Cookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cookie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/79 "2003-09-28T09:10:21Z")
… so I figured, I could stay another day in “Camp Nude-Ass” ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/80 "2003-09-28T14:25:56Z")
… so I figured, what the heck, they’re probably just protecting themselves from lawsuits when they print “for external use only” right on the label. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369.md?page=5)