# “It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figur **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369 "2003-09-23T18:48:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/81 "2003-09-29T00:55:34Z")
I think my mom has the best overheard story ever. She was sitting in a restaurant listening to the two women behind her talk about kids who don’t mind their parents. “Yeah,” said one woman. "You remember my brother Jimmy used to be like that. He’d never come when you called him. "So my mother got one of them shock collars to put around his neck when we went out and she’s have the remote with her. When he’d run off in public like that she’d call ‘Jimmy’. And he wouldn’t come. "So she’d give him another chance, and call ‘JIMMY!’, but he still wouldn’t come. “So then she’d call ‘JIMMY!’ and he still wouldn’t come, so she’d push the remote and he’d go AAAUGHHH! _miming him raising his hands and falling over_” My mother busted out laughing, and the women gave her dirty looks. In that spirit: … so I figured, what the heck, that tiny shock collar would fit right snug onto my… ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/82 "2003-09-29T03:28:38Z")
… so I figured, what the heck, I’ll get _another_ one attached. Everyone loves a double-header. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/83 "2003-09-30T04:09:29Z")
…so I figured, what the heck, I may as well have my hemorrhoids pushed back in too. I am so sorry, that was sick and wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/84 "2003-09-30T09:08:10Z")
…so I figured what the heck, It will grow back right? Right?? RIGHT??? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/85 "2003-09-30T14:07:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Standup Karmic \* > \*\*…so I figured, what the heck, it’s not like it’s a **whole** football team. > \*\* I really like that one! .so I figured what the heck, I can always have it lasered off. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369/86 "2003-09-30T15:01:44Z")
…so I fugured, what the heck - he’s 18… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-only-15-and-i-was-already-there-and-i-already-had-my-clothes-off-so-i-figur/203369.md?page=4)