# It was Sickening #44 who should have been impeached, not Glorious #45 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 7, 2020, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061 "2020-01-07T07:29:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/21 "2020-01-07T18:51:18Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > Brilliant satire. Terrifyingly brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/22 "2020-01-07T21:22:28Z")
I thought he was serious at first but when he got to the catsup and mustard I knew it was a joke because nobody would be stupid enough to criticize a President for liking mustard. Then I watched the video. I knew Hannity, Ingram et al were hypocrites but damn. Good job, septimus ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/23 "2020-01-07T21:59:38Z")
> [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > I thought he was serious at first but when he got to the catsup and mustard I knew it was a joke because nobody would be stupid enough to criticize a President for liking mustard. > > Then I watched the video. I knew Hannity, Ingram et al were hypocrites but damn. > > Good job, septimus Both sides, BOTH SIDES, DAMMIT! Obama (the satanist) used mustard instead of GOD DAMMED AMERICAN KETCHUP. While, on the other hand, Trump (the leader) simply threatened to bomb cultural sites in contravention of recognized international law. See? Both sides ARE THE SAME. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/24 "2020-01-07T23:03:19Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Both sides, BOTH SIDES, DAMMIT! > > Obama (the satanist) used mustard instead of GOD DAMMED AMERICAN KETCHUP. > > While, on the other hand, Trump (the leader) simply threatened to bomb cultural sites in contravention of recognized international law. > > See? Both sides ARE THE SAME. But Obama wanted DIJON mustard. That’s what makes it even. ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/25 "2020-01-08T00:04:58Z")
> [@CaptMurdock](#): > > Really? I interrupted my weekly flag-burning for THIS?? Only _weekly_?! You gotta burn a certain number of made-in-China Murrican flags if you want to get that free order of Fetus Pops down at the Soros Fetus Bar ‘n’ Grill. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/26 "2020-01-08T05:02:07Z")
Poe’s Edit ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/27 "2020-01-08T05:03:08Z")
> [@margin](#): > > Only _weekly_?! > > You gotta burn a certain number of made-in-China Murrican flags if you want to get that free order of Fetus Pops down at the Soros Fetus Bar ‘n’ Grill. Have you TRIED to burn those Chinese flags?? They don’t so much as burn as melt. ---
**Author:** ![crywalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crywalt/32/3224_2.png) [@crywalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crywalt)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/28 "2020-01-08T14:52:36Z")
> [@CaptMurdock](#): > > Really? I interrupted my weekly flag-burning for THIS?? This is fantastic. The whole thread is great but this really takes it. P.S. I assume Planckton is 1.6 x 10^-35 m tall. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/29 "2020-01-08T16:08:54Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > But Obama wanted DIJON mustard. That’s what makes it even. Dijon? Sounds pretty damn _French_ to me. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/30 "2020-01-08T16:18:35Z")
The same people who believe Babylon Bee headlines missed the point. More interestingly, that priest @4:00 being interviewed on Fox was DeNiro’s priest in The Irishman. ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/31 "2020-01-08T21:57:02Z")
> [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > I thought he was serious at first but when he got to the catsup and mustard I knew it was a joke because nobody would be stupid enough to criticize a President for liking mustard. > > Then I watched the video. I knew Hannity, Ingram et al were hypocrites but damn. > > Good job, septimus Ketchup is an atrocity committed against perfectly good tomatoes. If it touches so much as a french fry, I’m sending the whole meal back. I am unashamed. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/32 "2020-01-08T22:11:36Z")
Goddammit. My grip on reality is slippery enough without having to put up with this shit. I’m still wondering what it’s like to be Iran right now. Previously they could get as belligerent as they wanted without having to worry about the POTUS popping a nuke in their neighborhood. Now they find themselves with no such assurance, and with Trump’s undivided attention during a rough election year. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/33 "2020-01-09T00:27:58Z")
> [@HelenGawn](#): > > Ketchup is an atrocity committed against perfectly good tomatoes. If it touches so much as a french fry, I’m sending the whole meal back. > > I am unashamed. I agree about ketchup on burgers. No way, it overwhelms the taste of the burger. LTM all the time. But I do like it on fries. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/34 "2020-01-09T06:44:01Z")
Are condiment disagreements at the heart of our political animosities? > [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > I agree about ketchup on burgers. No way, it overwhelms the taste of the burger. LTM all the time. But I do like it on fries. I’m the exact opposite: Catsup on burgers (sorry, only the effeminate spelling where I live) and mustard on fries (mixed with a little mayonnaise). We use _French’s Classic Mustard_, prepared in America as the name implies. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/35 "2020-01-09T06:59:23Z")
Mustard on fries? I bet you put mayo on scrambled eggs too. ---
**Author:** ![Thrull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Thrull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thrull)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/36 "2020-01-13T04:12:11Z")
The only thing I put on my fries is the ground up remains of my enemies. 'murica! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/37 "2020-01-13T05:43:19Z")
> [@atimnie](#): > > Mustard on fries? I bet you put mayo on scrambled eggs too. Darn tootin’ I do! I also put mustard on French toast, but not with syrup of course. Just mustard. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061/38 "2020-01-13T14:13:23Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > I am sure there are many many many Dopers who want to Make America Great Again and to applaud the Greatest President since Lincoln. But we are intimidated by the SDMB hive. Let this thread be the venue to spread our Truths. Make America grape again! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-sickening-44-who-should-have-been-impeached-not-glorious-45/846061.md?page=1)