# it was so long ago that it seems like yesterday

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005 "2017-06-15T03:11:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/1 "2017-06-15T03:11:50Z")

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Whilst waiting on a thing, I observed, “_You nail polish almost matches the mousepad_.” Which put a thought in my head.

Most probably we have done this kind of exercise before here. I got into my tardis, went back to my high school and asked my young classmates, “What is a ‘mousepad’? Hint: it is not what you think,” and surreptitiously recorded what they said, to see how far afield their responses fell. (I lost the μSD card that was in my phone, so I am not able to accurately report the results. But, damn, it was hard avoiding the temporal anomaly that meeting my young self would have caused.)

I also tried “vaping” and “Latte”, with mixed results.

Obviously, there is a wealth of computer/electronic jargon (just 20ya, “facebook” would have been puzzling) and hashed-up words like “Xanax” and “Veyron” that would be totally opaque to dwellers of the distant past but are fairly common today. I am interested in trying out some reasonably parseable words in the vein of “mousepad”, but preferably not computer-related, the mean something completely different from what my young classmates would expect (or yours, if you tell me where to go).

Any suggestions?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/2 "2017-06-15T03:42:55Z")

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cell phone  
tablet

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/3 "2017-06-15T03:48:06Z")

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I took Xanax for a while in the late 1980s. That’s what it was called, too, because a generic was not yet available.

“AOL Keyword” used to be a sign that we seemed to be living in the future. Now, it’s a way to find out if something’s obsolete. :o

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/4 "2017-06-15T09:14:11Z")

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Buggy whip (a whip with faults that need fixing?!)  
Police box (a fight tournament?!)

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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/5 "2017-06-15T11:57:28Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> Police box (a fight tournament?!)

Anyone who’s gone to college will “know” that’s one of those emergency phones on and near campus. It’s a box (no phone handset) and you call the police on it. 😛

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/6 "2017-06-15T12:34:48Z")

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Spin class.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/7 "2017-06-15T12:39:58Z")

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A few possibilities:

butthurt  
hate-watch  
microaggression  
photobomb  
train wreck  
truther

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/8 "2017-06-15T13:06:41Z")

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binge watch  
troll  
spam  
YouTuber  
drone  
streaming

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/9 "2017-06-15T14:49:43Z")

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mansplain  
meme  
blog  
vlog  
captcha  
Netflix 'n chill

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/10 "2017-06-15T15:03:10Z")

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Of course “Photoshop”, both noun and verb, would be baffling.

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/11 "2017-06-15T15:13:06Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Obviously, there is a wealth of computer/electronic jargon (just 20ya, “facebook” would have been puzzling) and hashed-up words like “Xanax” and “Veyron” that would be totally opaque to dwellers of the distant past but are fairly common today.

Not sure what’s “hashed-up” about “Veyron”. Motorsports fans from decades past would probably be excited to learn that someone in the future had decided to honor [Pierre Veyron](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Veyron) by naming a car after him.

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**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/12 "2017-06-15T15:19:15Z")

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I think its a shame that most people use “chipotle” to refer to a fast food chain rather than a type of pepper.

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/it-was-so-long-ago-that-it-seems-like-yesterday/789005/13 "2017-06-15T15:57:49Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Spin class.

or just [spin (the political kind).](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin_(propaganda))
