# iToilet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/itoilet/106422>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 30, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/itoilet/106422 "2002-04-30T05:44:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/itoilet/106422/1 "2002-04-30T05:44:27Z")

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This is quite a clever Apple parody:

[http://www.raytracer25.btinternet.co.uk/iToilet/itoilet.html](http://www.raytracer25.btinternet.co.uk/iToilet/itoilet.html)

…and an excuse to Woo hoo! the real new products [**Apple**](http://www.apple.com) has just brought out…

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/itoilet/106422/2 "2002-04-30T05:59:45Z")

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Cute. But it has nothing on the [iBrator](http://www.sleeplessknights.com/Pages/ibrator.html).

Psst, you _must_ check out the commercials.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/itoilet/106422/3 "2002-04-30T22:57:29Z")

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I thought the iBrator was brilliant, but the iToilet just struck me as a limp-wristed effort by a disgruntled Windows user, for some reason.

(But hey, if Windows users had taste, they wouldn’t use Windows. 😉 )

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/itoilet/106422/4 "2002-04-30T23:32:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> \*\*Cute. But it has nothing on the [iBrator](http://www.sleeplessknights.com/Pages/ibrator.html).
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> Psst, you _must_ check out the commercials. \*\*

Not only funny, but she does a **dead-on** Jeff Goldblum impersonation. Incredible.