# It's 12:30 and I just realized...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 23, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813 "2006-02-23T17:22:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/1 "2006-02-23T17:22:40Z")

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I’ve been wearing my sweater inside-out all day. :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

_Why does no one tell me these things?_

In my defense…

no, there is no defense. Yes, the tag is gone, but there is a design on one side. GAH!

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/2 "2006-02-23T17:25:57Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I’ve been wearing my sweater inside-out all day. :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
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> _Why does no one tell me these things?_
> 
> In my defense…
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> no, there is no defense. Yes, the tag is gone, but there is a design on one side. GAH!

I did that once. Except I returned to a party after a rendezvous with a guy in a back room. I coulda died.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/3 "2006-02-23T17:26:12Z")

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I’m sorry, but …

**BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!**

(And yes, I checked my _own_ shirt before I laughed.)

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/4 "2006-02-23T17:30:28Z")

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Hey, it could be worse…

I once forgot to put my bra on. Fortunately, I realized what was going on before I actually reached my destination, but sheesh. I, at least, was able to go back home and remedy the situation.

One might think this isn’t a big deal, but you see, nature was very kind to me and it’s really obvious when I’m not wearing a bra.

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**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/5 "2006-02-23T17:30:54Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> I did that once. Except I returned to a party after a rendezvous with a guy in a back room. I coulda died.

In my case it was the guy who got his shirt on backwards. But all of our friends still laughed at both of us. :smack:

And you’re admitting this… why, **mika**? 😛

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/6 "2006-02-23T17:33:22Z")

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> [@taxi78cab](#):
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> In my case it was the guy who got his shirt on backwards. But all of our friends still laughed at both of us. :smack:
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> And you’re admitting this… why, **mika**? 😛

Because she knew that I did this yesterday, but would never admit it unless she did first.

I had a rugby shirt on inside-out yesterday, and didn’t know until 4 pm when someone noticed it. By this time, I’d worked half a day, and then spent an hour at an afternoon HS basketball game.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/7 "2006-02-23T17:38:46Z")

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You know, this is when the smart person decides that they’re starting a new trend. _nods_

So, **Taters** …it should really be **Tatas**? (Contemplates the use of the phrase “but not our **Tatas** ” in the next MMP…)

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/8 "2006-02-23T17:47:56Z")

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I’m admitting it because no one at work noticed, so I’m not admitting it to them, but I want to be publicly chastized, anyway. 😃

**jayjay** , I see your point, but “Mashed Tatas” just does \*not \* sound good.

Unless it’s a mammogram.

And **Drae** , didja check your underwear, too? Wearing those properly for sure?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/9 "2006-02-23T17:48:22Z")

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Fortunately, I discovered before leaving the house today (after not finding a hole where I expected one to be) that I had my underwear on backward.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/10 "2006-02-23T17:50:08Z")

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> [@Thudlow Boink](#):
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> Fortunately, I discovered before leaving the house today (after not finding a hole where I expected one to be) that I had my underwear on backward.

So that would be your “Y-back Machine”?

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/11 "2006-02-23T17:51:17Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> And **Drae** , didja check your underwear, too? Wearing those properly for sure?

You have a video camera _in my house_, don’t you? Because I managed to put my underwear on inside out not once but _twice_ while trying to get dressed this morning.

One would think that I’d notice the big picture of Cookie Monster shouldn’t be on the inside.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/12 "2006-02-23T17:53:23Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> One would think that I’d notice the big picture of Cookie Monster shouldn’t be on the inside.

That’s mildly disturbing…

o/` “C” is for…um…whoa…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/13 "2006-02-23T17:56:36Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> You have a video camera _in my house_, don’t you? Because I managed to put my underwear on inside out not once but _twice_ while trying to get dressed this morning.
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> One would think that I’d notice the big picture of Cookie Monster shouldn’t be on the inside.

Cookie Monster panties? I’m envious.

And of course I have a video camera. I watch you. I \*always \* watch you. It’s to keep you safe you know…

_cue eerie music_

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/14 "2006-02-23T18:00:18Z")

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Target has Cookie Monster, Tinkerbell, and Oscar the Grouch. Or at least, they used to. 🙂

Yeah, I’m a grownup.

And maybe you can play back the tapes, **Mika** , and let me know exactly where I put my reading glasses? I can’t find 'em anywhere.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/15 "2006-02-23T18:02:04Z")

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Oh come on, if you can’t wear cartoon characters on your underwear, what’s the world coming to?

Just ask Spidey, and Batman, and the smiley face guy.

And Buzz Lightyear. Almost forgot him.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/16 "2006-02-23T18:19:08Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> Because I managed to put my underwear on inside out not once but _twice_ while trying to get dressed this morning.

That’s supposed to bring good luck. One version is that you should make a wish before putting them back on the right way.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/17 "2006-02-23T18:22:13Z")

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Is the Flashdance look back again?

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/18 "2006-02-23T19:23:57Z")

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> [@Mr Bus Guy](#):
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> Because she knew that I did this yesterday, but would never admit it unless she did first.
> 
> I had a rugby shirt on inside-out yesterday, and didn’t know until 4 pm when someone noticed it. By this time, I’d worked half a day, and then spent an hour at an afternoon **HS basketball game**.

RALLY SHIRT!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/19 "2006-02-23T19:38:12Z")

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I have cartoon character socks, but could never find cartoon character undies. Maybe because I buy mine at BJ’s Wholesale Club! I’m goin’ to Target.

And I’m nominatively a grownup. Mainly because I can use three dollar words like nominatively.

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**Author:** ![Baine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Baine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baine)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-12-30-and-i-just-realized/345813/20 "2006-02-24T00:58:41Z")

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One time I woke up 2 hours late for a class on a day I had to turn in something important. After rushing over to turn it in, I went to the bathroom and realized I had my shirt on backwards. It had a V-neck and a stripe on the front too, so it wasn’t something that could almost pass backwards.

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