# It's 3AM. Who's Trump Twittering about? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 12, 2016, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296 "2016-10-12T00:35:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/1 "2016-10-12T00:35:03Z")
You’re awakened by a notification from your phone. It’s the latest Trump Twitter. Who is he complaining about? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/2 "2016-10-12T00:41:00Z")
If I’m awakened at 3am (nevermind I’m usually still up til 4am) by a tweet, then something is seriously wrong somewhere (since I don’t follow anyone’s tweets). So I imagine, if it is Trump’s fault, then he probably pissed of Putin or Kim Jong Un with his tweet. We are probably at defcon 1 with missiles in the air. And I’m awakened by the Emergency Alert System. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/3 "2016-10-12T01:00:43Z")
Its 3AM and my children are safe in bed asleep. Who do I want answering the phone in The White House? Someone who knows the worlds leaders and the military? Or some coke-head asshole too engrossed with making cheap shots on twitter about a former beauty pageant contestant or a former talk show host from The View to give a rats ass about anyone else or anything else with regard to America…? I may just be some Message Board Poster… Some random Father of Two… But I Approve This Message ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/4 "2016-10-12T01:00:56Z")
For the rest of the week (from most likely to least) - rotten Republicans - malevolent media - crooked Clinton Personally I expect a mix of all of them. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/5 "2016-10-12T01:28:45Z")
He’s finally found something to rhyme w/ ‘Hillary Murdered Vince Foster With Her Bare Hands’ and is too proud of himself to wait till daylight to share it. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/6 "2016-10-12T02:13:29Z")
Me. He just hasn’t realized it yet. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/7 "2016-10-12T02:23:28Z")
Paul Ryan’s locker-room talk about Rosie O’Donnell. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/8 "2016-10-12T03:27:50Z")
“Traitors! I’ve been betrayed and deceived from the very beginning!” ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/9 "2016-10-12T03:31:23Z")
“Who’s holding?” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/10 "2016-10-12T04:19:33Z")
Why on EARTH would I have a Trump notification on my phone? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/11 "2016-10-12T06:03:29Z")
12 hours from now, something he will claim he didn’t say at all. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/12 "2016-10-12T14:55:19Z")
I have no idea because I don’t have Twitter on my phone, and my phone is silent after 11PM anyway. Best guess would be something about Hillary. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-3am-whos-trump-twittering-about/768296/13 "2016-10-12T15:26:44Z")
> [@Dr.Strangelove](#): > > 12 hours from now, something he will claim he didn’t say at all. Spitting coffee at screen!!! TRUE.