# It's a 99 Party MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 14, 2008, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459 "2008-01-14T07:16:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/121 "2008-01-15T10:42:38Z")
**Nooner** - is our room free? Don’t forget the “supplies”! Morning **CutiePie** - won’t be long, I just need to borrow **Nooner** for a while, he’s got some important stuff to do. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/122 "2008-01-15T10:47:25Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] won’t be long [/QUOTE] Heh. [del]That’s what I’ve heard[/del]. Oh, ok. See you two back here in a little bit. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/123 "2008-01-15T10:48:05Z")
Hey, it’s not my fault if he gets overexcited! ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/124 "2008-01-15T10:52:16Z")
[QUOTE=CutiePie] Morning **Noonie** and **BooFae**! [/QUOTE] 😕 It’s almost 1 PM!! 😃 > [@Boo](#): > > won’t be long The jokes just write themselves… 😛 ::goes into room:: ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/125 "2008-01-15T10:53:04Z")
:locks door and hides key down cleavage: ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/126 "2008-01-15T10:56:52Z")
Anybody got an egg timer? ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/127 "2008-01-15T11:05:13Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] :locks door and hides key down cleavage: [/QUOTE] Are you sure it’s not going to be found there? ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/128 "2008-01-15T11:32:59Z")
Depends if anyone goes looking for it… ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/129 "2008-01-15T11:34:51Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] Depends if anyone goes looking for it… [/QUOTE] I think noone will. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/130 "2008-01-15T11:39:36Z")
As long as it’s noone with warm hands! ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/131 "2008-01-15T11:46:31Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] As long as it’s noone with warm hands! [/QUOTE] Noone is going to make sure hands are warm, just for this task! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/132 "2008-01-15T11:55:07Z")
That’s good - there’s nothing worse than noone firtling around in there with cold hands. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/133 "2008-01-15T12:03:43Z")
**MCUNE** , I hope they nail the s.o.b. Your sister and the whole family is in my thoughts and prayers. Prayers and good thoughts headed out to **LiLi, Mr. Lissar and TNC**. YAY! New baby soon! Up and caffienatin’ here. _YAWN_ Not much else to say. Anudder excitatin’ day in the inshurnce bidness lies ahead. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/134 "2008-01-15T12:05:27Z")
> [@Boo](#): > > That’s good - there’s nothing worse than noone firtling around in there with cold hands. I agree… **Noone** should go put a hand in there! And anyway, looking for the key is just an excuse … Why should I want to **use** it? In fact, I may look around for quite a while, all the time failing to find it 😉 Wonder how much we can get away with without getting the day crew [del]jealous[/del] mad at us… ETA: Oops, here they come now…! :eek: Let’s hide somewhere! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/135 "2008-01-15T12:21:36Z")
**Nooner** , you shouldn’t actually want to use the key but the fun part is finding it. You never know how far it might move around in there. Are the others getting jealous? Oh dear, that’s not good. Any second now **CutiePie** will be banging on the door with the egg timer going off in her hand! ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/136 "2008-01-15T12:26:33Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] **Nooner** , you shouldn’t actually want to use the key but the fun part is finding it. You never know how far it might move around in there. [/quote] Yeah, I think it may have fallen a little lower down… > [@](#): > > Are the others getting jealous? I hope so 😃 > [@](#): > > Any second now **CutiePie** will be banging on the door with the egg timer going off in her hand! Maybe if we can’t beat her, we should join her? 😉 _Ouch!_ That hurt!! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/137 "2008-01-15T12:28:13Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] Yeah, I think it may have fallen a little lower down… [/quote] Ooh..you’re heading into uncharted territory down there! > [@](#): > > Maybe if we can’t beat her, we should join her? What? Outside? With an egg timer? Surely we should find the _spare_ key and let her in? ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/138 "2008-01-15T12:34:25Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] Ooh..you’re heading into uncharted territory down there! [/quote] And it shall be known as “_The Place Noone Has Explored_”. > [@](#): > > What? Outside? With an egg timer? Surely we should find the _spare_ key and let her in? You’re right. I’m sure I have it here on me… someplace… C’mon, help me look for it! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/139 "2008-01-15T12:39:53Z")
At least it doesn’t say _“Here be Dragons”_! I’ll help you look for the spare key, where did you last see it? Have you emptied all your pockets? ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/140 "2008-01-15T12:41:52Z")
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