# It's a 99 Party MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 14, 2008, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459 "2008-01-14T07:16:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/141 "2008-01-15T12:43:18Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] I’ll help you look for the spare key, where did you last see it? Have you emptied all your pockets? [/QUOTE] Well, it was on a string around my neck, but apparently the string tore, so it’s … someplace inside here… ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/142 "2008-01-15T12:45:36Z")
::stands grinning widely at **Noonie** :: ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/143 "2008-01-15T12:48:08Z")
So if we threw lots of water over you, it should show up against wet clothes, right? **CutiePie** - have you seen any buckets lying around? We could use some! ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/144 "2008-01-15T12:52:00Z")
:: ding :: Time’s up! OKAY, EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/145 "2008-01-15T12:55:05Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] :: ding :: Time’s up! OKAY, EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!!! 😃 [/QUOTE] ☹ ::ignoring that\* **Dotty** \* person:: Here, **BooFae** , have a couple of buckets… ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/146 "2008-01-15T12:57:03Z")
Up, caffeinated, and off to work. [PA system]WE NEED A WET CLEAN UP IN ROOM 304![/PA] ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/147 "2008-01-15T12:59:11Z")
You’re not **getting** the key just by figuring out where it is… you’ll have to **take** it! Just sayin’… ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/148 "2008-01-15T13:00:37Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] You’re not **getting** the key just by figuring out where it is… you’ll have to **take** it!. [/QUOTE] Fingers or teeth? ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/149 "2008-01-15T13:04:48Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] Fingers or teeth? [/QUOTE] Whatever… Go for it, as long as no pain or injury ensue 😉 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/150 "2008-01-15T13:05:24Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] Fingers or teeth? [/QUOTE] He’ll probably answer “yes”… ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/151 "2008-01-15T13:12:21Z")
Thank you all for tuning into another installment of _As the MMP Turns_… Stay tuned for previews from next weeks show. Will **Noonie** give up the key? Will **BooFae** throw a bucket of water at him? Will pain (or anything else) ensue? ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/152 "2008-01-15T13:21:43Z")
And will the bucket of water be hot or cold? ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/153 "2008-01-15T13:24:14Z")
Hmmm… Titillating question. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/154 "2008-01-15T13:35:25Z")
**Nooner** wants to be titillated as well now? Jeez, don’t I have enough to do today? I wonder if the squid would help with that. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/155 "2008-01-15T13:37:59Z")
:: wanders into thread :: :: looks around :: :: slowly backs away and returns to nursing her coffee :: ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/156 "2008-01-15T13:38:51Z")
Do we have any baby reports yet? ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/157 "2008-01-15T13:44:56Z")
Nope. But I think I’m having sympathy cramps. I feel like someone is stabbing me in the stomach. Perhaps that milk I had for breakfast wasn’t so fresh… ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/158 "2008-01-15T13:47:04Z")
Speaking of coffee … I have found the Most Delicious Thing Ever. CoffeeMate flavored with chocolate raspberry. It’s like delicious hot chocolate–only coffee. Tres yum times four. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/159 "2008-01-15T14:18:13Z")
Coffee? Blech. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459/160 "2008-01-15T14:22:24Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] :: slowly backs away and returns to nursing [one’s] coffee :: [/QUOTE] At this point (squid!?) it’s you and I both… :eek: Oh, and “Good morning!” 🙂 \*\*Cutie \*\*-- at least the Night Watch Rampage seems to have allowed you to get up with a smile today. At least I hope so 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-99-party-mmp/433459.md?page=9)