# It's A Bear Story - An I can't think of a Witty Title This Late MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 2, 2014, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825 "2014-06-02T08:59:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825/322 "2014-06-08T23:39:59Z")
**Sari** I know! First **MOOOOOOM** makes deviled aigs _without_ paprika, then a bomb threat less than a mile from da cave. If ever anyone was deservin’ of a case of the vapors it’s me! 😃 Ok, I don’t have the vapors but I do have the tahrd. Ima go lie upon the bed and watch teevee until sleepy time. Sounds like there could be tstorms in the area before the night’s over. That makes for good sleepy weather for da bear. Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825/323 "2014-06-08T23:58:18Z")
Salad is et, trying a new beer: [Aviator Madbeach](http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/18635/72578/) 😃 > [@EmilyG](#): > > I will go and practice my new clarinet soon. Tooting your own horn there, missy? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825/324 "2014-06-09T00:03:41Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > WOW! **Swampy** Excitement abounds! > > Tonight is _Columbo_ night. That’s about as exciting as it gets for me. You’re wrong. It’s Tony Awards night. I, however, will be watching MythBusters. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825/325 "2014-06-09T00:17:09Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > You’re wrong. It’s Tony Awards night. I, however, will be watching MythBusters. Tony won an award? Good for him! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825/326 "2014-06-09T00:36:40Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Dang! A bomb was found at the Goodwill donation center next to the burly butcher sto’. That’s less than a mile from da cave! :eek: Accordin’ to the local news a Goodwill worker was goin’ through a donation box and found five sticks of dynamite taped together with a timer attached. The GBI bomb squad has been called in. Dang! Well, wattur you s’posed to do when you have extra dynamite? I mean, there are some unfortunate people who can’t afford their own? Mebbe someone thinks a certain cemint pond should be larger. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825/327 "2014-06-09T00:58:09Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Well, wattur you s’posed to do when you have extra dynamite? I mean, there are some unfortunate people who can’t afford their own? > Mebbe someone thinks a certain cemint pond should be larger. 😉 Strap a couple of pounds of C4 to one of the incoming sharks. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825/328 "2014-06-09T01:24:52Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Tony won an award? Good for him! Moses and Aaron on a stick. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825/329 "2014-06-09T01:29:05Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **flytrap** they asked the staff to go search for the bomb? Real class there. :rolleyes: I am imaginin’ the poor Goodwill worker who found the device had a pretty major freak out bless his/her heart. They lived to fight…sit in their car…another day. My first thought is that it is a toy given to Goodwill. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825/330 "2014-06-09T01:31:51Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Moses and Aaron on a stick. That’s an odd shaped award. Couldn’t they just do a bowling style trophy? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bear-story-an-i-cant-think-of-a-witty-title-this-late-mmp/689825.md?page=16)