# It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's super-squirrel!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 13, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909 "2018-10-13T19:10:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/1 "2018-10-13T19:10:30Z")

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Okay, so it’s the [Daily Mail](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6255783/Is-bird-plane-No-red-squirrel.html), but there are some gorgeous pictures of a leaping squirrel.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/2 "2018-10-13T20:20:18Z")

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So that’s Tail-El from Krypton?

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/3 "2018-10-14T00:19:33Z")

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D’awww! Squirrels!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/4 "2018-10-14T02:23:14Z")

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And now, here’s something we hope you’ll really like!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/5 "2018-10-14T02:46:11Z")

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Nothing up my sleeve…

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/6 "2018-10-14T02:52:47Z")

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But Boris, what about moose?

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/7 "2018-10-14T03:07:11Z")

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It’s the facial expression that really sells it.

“Of course I’m flying. Why wouldn’t I be flying?”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/8 "2018-10-14T03:25:54Z")

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I like the last picture:

“Flying? Me? No, Mister FAA agent, I haven’t been flying!”

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/9 "2018-10-14T08:12:13Z")

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Kill moose and squirrel!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/10 "2018-10-14T13:46:00Z")

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**Encinitas** is a Spanish name meaning “Fearless Leader.”

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/11 "2018-10-14T17:40:31Z")

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I saw a squirrel the other day take a run at a power pole, hit it with all four feet and bounce off in the direction it came. It’s Parkour Squirrel!

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/12 "2018-10-14T18:28:31Z")

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> [@Projammer](#):
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> So that’s Tail-El from Krypton?

You’ll believe a squirrel can fly.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-bird-its-a-plane-no-its-super-squirrel/822909/13 "2018-10-14T19:40:15Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> I saw a squirrel the other day take a run at a power pole, hit it with all four feet and bounce off in the direction it came. It’s Parkour Squirrel!

> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> You’ll believe a squirrel can fly.

[Not approved by Stan Lee:](https://goo.gl/images/LctfQm)
