# It's a boy... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220 "2002-10-28T06:58:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/1 "2002-10-28T06:58:19Z")
Michael Kleinow-Malone was born at 3:33 AM on Wednesday. He weighed 7 pounds, 1 ounce, and he’s 18 1/2 inches long. He’s doing great, and both Mommy and Daddy are very excited and happy, if a little exhausted. And I have pictures… [Pictures of Mikey](http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jonkleinow/baby/) All I can really say is wow. The labor wasn’t too bad… we had Nurse Rached, though, and since they had to induce her her contractions were close togther and painful. It was all over after 11 hours, though, and we have a beautiful, healthy baby boy. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/2 "2002-10-28T07:10:38Z")
Congrats on the new tax deduction! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nightingale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@Nightingale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightingale)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/3 "2002-10-28T13:44:45Z")
Congratulations; he’s a real cutie! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/4 "2002-10-28T19:54:56Z")
WAHOOOO!! I’m so very happy for you, Sani! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/5 "2002-10-29T04:15:00Z")
You got a kid?! Shit, congratulations my man! ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2002, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/6 "2002-10-29T12:07:34Z")
I had no idea you were expecting! Congrats, he’s beautiful! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/7 "2002-10-29T12:16:11Z")
Wow! Wow! just…WOW! I was pretty stunned a month or so ago when someone else mentioned that you were gonna be a dad. You was just a crazy kid when first we met. How far we’ve come, eh? Congratulations! It’s great to hear from you again, and I’m glad everything is okay! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2002, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/8 "2002-10-29T13:39:42Z")
Aww. Congratulations! Sleep while you can. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/9 "2002-10-29T21:25:13Z")
WOOOOOOOOOOOT! Congrats to the SaniFamily! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/134220/10 "2002-10-29T21:35:23Z")
Hey, congrats! But be careful–and stay away from hard tile floors! (Hey, guess you’re not gonna be around your former digs in late December, when I’ll be there, huh?)