# It's a boy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011 "2003-06-11T01:17:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/21 "2003-06-11T20:36:12Z")

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Woohoo! Congrats on your new baby boy! (And remember, letting him go commando may SEEM like a good idea at the time, but unlike those little girl babies…little boy babies have distance:).

As for names…I like Ian, Leo, Aidan, Benjamin, and Marcus.

Ava

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/22 "2003-06-11T23:05:37Z")

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Congrats! Boys are so much fun.

One piece of advice: When diapering the baby, you point the penis DOWN.

It took us a couple episodes of having pee come flying out the top of the diaper before we got the hang of that one.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/23 "2003-06-12T00:57:18Z")

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Whatever you name him will wind up being totally trendy. There’s no way around it. It’s hopeless. It’s a lost cause.

Today, I was at a store when a woman with a tiny baby girl asked the Beansprout’s name. I told her “Arthur–it was my uncle’s name.” She said “I love that name! We were considering that for [my baby] if she had been a boy. Either that or Oscar.” I asked “is Arthur a family name?” She said “no, I just like it.” What the heck? Since when did Arthur become a desirable name? We were worried about naming him that because it was such a clunky and old fashioned name. Now every time I turn around, I meet another baby boy with a clunky old-fashioned name. Apparently, “clunky and old fashioned” has supplanted “fake Irish” as the hot trend of the moment. I figured that the one benefit of an out-of-style name like Arthur would be that he would surely be the only one. Guess not. I even know another baby named Arthur, but he’s a Jr., so I didn’t think much of it. But now–is Arthur going to be the next Jake? Gah!

So, anyway, congratulations! I think you should name him Arthur. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/24 "2003-06-12T01:50:57Z")

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Glad to hear all’s well on the baby front. 🙂 _And_ on the baby’s front. 😉

I’m actually not sure how you pronounce your last name, although I know how to spell it. You’ll have to tell me, at the next Boston Dopefest ( **which is Saturday, June 21st!** ). So, I don’t know if these names would sound nice with your last name, or not, but I’ve always liked the names Ethan and Eli. They violate **WordMan** ’s rules, which I normally agree with, but I just like them, and I’ve never gotten to use them.

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**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/25 "2003-06-12T06:40:00Z")

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Congrats **Tanookie**! You had me laughing to imagine the person I picture you as, wrapped up like a cartoon-bendy pretzel-person 🙂

And you know what to do with the scrotum-ultrasound pic, don’t you? Save it for his 21st birthday, or better yet, make a small album with that and other embarrassing nudie-pics as a small kid to leaf through when he brings his girlfriends home 😉

Hmmm… boys names.

I like :

Jason,  
Philip,  
Joshua,  
Andrew,  
Anthony,  
Matthew.  
Zach is really nice, too 🙂

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**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/26 "2003-06-12T06:41:59Z")

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Phil **l** ip ! Not Philip. Sorry ! (Yes, I had to correct that typo, because I detest cutesy, creative spelling of names)

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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/27 "2003-06-12T11:12:58Z")

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Yay for you **tanook** ’. At least you won’t be saddled with another _girl._ Ewwww! Man, that was one bullet dodged! (OK, I kid. Girls are probably nearly just as good as boys. I think.)

Do I have any good names for boys? You know it. But I used them on my own kids, so you can’t have them. Sorry.

Hey **Goo** , just for the record, the “real” way to spell “Philip” is with one “l”. You are allowed to throw in an extra “l” if you want for a dollar. That’s what we did for our boy, now he has a spare. It seemed a good deal, the spare “l”.

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/28 "2003-06-12T12:57:54Z")

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🙂 Just to chime in on the Philip front. My brother is named Philip (yes one L) but I too shall call him Pip because I hate him. Well maybe not hate but that’s a long story and I love to piss him off with the south park reference!

He’s named for my grandfather who also has one L ( he’s not a junior but a ‘the second’ ) When he was in elementary school teachers would send him home with notes because he couldn’t spell his name. Um no you can’t spell his name! They’d even ‘correct’ it on the teacher’s roll list!!! The mind boggles.

Hmm I kinda like Ethan and Joshua is nice too… such responsibility in giving a person their name. I don’t want to be too trendy and I don’t want him beat up after school every day and I would like them to take him seriously when he goes for a job someday and I certainly don’t want him to tell me he hates his name!

Brain overload 🙂

Oh and Rue… My little girl is about as rough and tumble and non girly as they come! I fear for this little boy should she get angry with him! You should see what she does to the poor dog!

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/29 "2003-06-12T13:00:19Z")

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Congratulations! I think it’s pretty grand that you’ll have one of each.

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*
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> I’m actually not sure how you pronounce your last name, although I know how to spell it. You’ll have to tell me, at the next Boston Dopefest ( **which is Saturday, June 21st!** ). \*\*

We can have a special name-the-baby session at the Boston Dopefest, how’s that?

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**Author:** ![kjckjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@kjckjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjckjc)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/30 "2003-06-12T17:14:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*You’ll have to tell me, at the next Boston Dopefest ( **which is Saturday, June 21st!** ). \*\*

There is another Boston Dopefest? I never saw anything about it. (Not that I could go for sure anyway.) I guess you have to be part of the Pammipoo-mailing-list clique.

☹

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/31 "2003-06-12T17:30:42Z")

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Congratulations, **tanookie**! You’ll have a set like me; my daughter was 2-1/2 when my son was born. They both have nice traditional names that became wildly popular upon my selection of them! Sigh!

-Ellen. (another pregger-tanookie watcher!) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/32 "2003-06-12T22:02:54Z")

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[hijack]  
Huh ? Philip and Phillip, either is standard ? Well, there you go, I’ve only ever heard of the double L version. Learn something new every day. Thanks for that bit of info, **Rue** and **Tanookie.**  
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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/33 "2003-06-13T00:32:13Z")

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Dopefest is supposed to be June 21 at 7:00 at Boston Billiards (Dave should correct me if I have somehow botched this as there has been some dissention among the ranks)

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**Author:** ![hedra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/779978/32.png) [@hedra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hedra)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/34 "2003-06-13T20:10:43Z")

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Boys are cool!

Most of my favorite boy names are now climbing the popularity list, so you’ll probably need to make a new list.

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**Author:** ![skot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@skot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skot)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-boy/181011/35 "2003-06-13T22:17:33Z")

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Congrats!

I always liked the name Drake.

We ended up naming our son Damien instead because my wife is French (_it’s not her fault, really…_) and Drake seems to be impossible for her family to pronounce.

I’m actually really happy with the name we ended up with…he’s a bit of a devil. 😉

All the best!

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