# It's a Christmas Miracle! (Double episode of Human Target!)

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**Created:** [January 6, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-christmas-miracle-double-episode-of-human-target/566583 "2011-01-06T04:59:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-christmas-miracle-double-episode-of-human-target/566583/1 "2011-01-06T04:59:48Z")

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Someone over at FOX truly loves America. I’m a bit over an hour in, and this is the greatest episode(s) of television since man walked on the friggin’ moon. Let’s check this off:

1. It’s starts right off with Guerrero mentioning some random guy he’s got in his trunk.
2. Smokin’ hot hispanic lady making out with Chance \*while \*shooting bad guys.
3. Ames’ dress.
4. Sneaking into a foreign consulate, compromising their security system by going into a closet, and kidnapping Billy Carter.
5. A MISSILE LAUNCHER.
6. Scotch.
7. Explosions.

And now Buster Bluth just walked in. Please excuse me while I go run a flag up the tree outside so I can salute that motherfucker. I love this country.

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**Author:** ![kim\_jung\_il](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@kim\_jung\_il](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kim_jung_il)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-christmas-miracle-double-episode-of-human-target/566583/2 "2011-01-06T05:01:34Z")

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Christopher Chance: hero extraordinaire