# It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 21, 2013, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799 "2013-10-21T09:00:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/201 "2013-10-24T12:14:58Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I’ve been thinking about doing the NaNoWriMo thing, but I usually think of it/hear about it too late. This year, I have no inspiration.

I usually do it every year–I think I started in 2004. I skipped last year because I didn’t have electricity for the first several days of November, and I have made absolutely no plans to do it this year, as of yet. I’ve won seven times … but I don’t know if I’ve ever completely finished a book. 🙂

I considered turning on the heat last night, but it would have meant getting out of bed. So I snuggled in and stuck my feet under the dog and called it good.

Last day of work for the week. Tomorrow I head down to Virginia Beach for the last damn wedding of the year. I hate airports. But I think I hate driving to Virginia more.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/202 "2013-10-24T12:38:52Z")

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blurf

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**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/203 "2013-10-24T13:07:54Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> blurf

Indeed

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/204 "2013-10-24T13:58:05Z")

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Happy Thorsday

It’s a nippy 45 degrees with a projected high of 54.

outside of that

BLURF!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/205 "2013-10-24T14:11:32Z")

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Food photography day!

I love that I don’t even have talk to my clients. We do it all via e-mail and cloud drops. So easy…

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/206 "2013-10-24T14:53:09Z")

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Gulped down coffee.  
Apparently someone had dumped out my cooled down coffee and gave me a fresh hot cuppa.  
_AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!_

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/207 "2013-10-24T16:00:52Z")

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Someone left his phone at practice last night, I am not saying who but his initials are **J.I.M.** (big nod to my JHS band director). I am sometimes teh stupid.

Happy Thorsday

**Jim** \*\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/208 "2013-10-24T16:02:29Z")

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Braaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnsssss!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/209 "2013-10-24T16:03:41Z")

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Q: What do vegan zombies eat?  
A: graaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnssssssss  
Q: What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?  
A: Spookghetti and Ghoulash.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/210 "2013-10-24T16:09:54Z")

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Q; Why don’t ghosts have sex?  
A: They have hollow weenies.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/211 "2013-10-24T17:05:40Z")

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Howdy from irk. N.O.L. is et. I want to go home. Why can’t I? After all, I et N.O.L. which is the most important thing one does durin’ the irk day. 😃

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?  
A. At the ghost-ery store!

Q. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?  
A. I-scream!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/212 "2013-10-24T17:44:06Z")

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I hate holidays and bad jokes.  
:smack:

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**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/213 "2013-10-24T18:19:07Z")

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With the newfangled medical systems these days I have doctors who all combine on the same medical data system. So Monday when I went in for a follow up CT scan from 6 months ago to see if that spot on my lung was cancerous it only took until last night when I got an email saying “Log in you have a new message.”

So I did and got to read the results. No cancer. Somewhat enlarged gall bladder. And of course, 2 kidneystones.

Amazing world.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/214 "2013-10-24T18:23:00Z")

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Would be nice if I’d quit catching viruses. I’m getting tired of cold medicine being a food group.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/215 "2013-10-24T18:24:34Z")

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> [@2gigch1](#):
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> With the newfangled medical systems these days I have doctors who all combine on the same medical data system. So Monday when I went in for a follow up CT scan from 6 months ago to see if that spot on my lung was cancerous it only took until last night when I got an email saying “Log in you have a new message.”
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> So I did and got to read the results. No cancer. Somewhat enlarged gall bladder. And of course, 2 kidneystones.
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> Amazing world.

At least we don’t have the Canadian system (yet), where there is a 10 month wait to see an obstetrician.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/216 "2013-10-24T18:36:00Z")

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Wheeeeeeeee!!!

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/217 "2013-10-24T18:38:54Z")

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N.O.L was awesome, Irma’s is teh nom. Chile Relleno w/ beef fajita and split pea caldo and it was comped. Words fail me.

Cheers

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/218 "2013-10-24T18:51:14Z")

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> [@Rancid-Skullcracker](#):
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> Braaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnsssss!

Gotta post [this one](http://seasonedcitizenprepper.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Baby-Eating-Cat-Zombie-Movie.jpg). 😃

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/219 "2013-10-24T18:57:51Z")

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I have nothing to do this afternoon but wait for it to be time to go home. It’s taking a very long time, and it’s making me cranky.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/220 "2013-10-24T19:15:16Z")

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well I’m off to see the doctor  
I don’t want to go but my ear hurts so badly I can’t stand it

Before it was mt right ear and that cleared up on it’s own but now it’s my left ear and I can’t hear to do my job. It also hurts to talk because the side of my face is swollen.  
Hard to be a CSR when you can’t hear and can barely talk.

The rash on my leg is gone so no sense it worrying about that anymore. I think the little purple bump is where one of my dogs bit me years ago. I remember being pregnant, I remember going for a tetanus shot, I remember he got my calf but I think the bump on my shin was where his other tooth went in.  
That’ll teach me to use my legs to break up a dog fight.

So whatever generic over the counter stuff to kill pain I took is finally kicking in so now I feel up to driving to the doctor.

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