# It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 21, 2013, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799 "2013-10-21T09:00:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/221 "2013-10-24T19:22:35Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > He was OK, but he was no Illya Kuryakin. _\_ [QUOTE=Peasant Woman] In Soviet Russia is all men like Illya Kuryakin[/pw] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/222 "2013-10-24T19:53:57Z")
Howdy from da cave or whatever this is I live in since I’m now a rougarou. Mayhaps a bayou. 😃 Chikin ‘n rice, green beans, peach sallit (ok, canned peach halves with a mixture of cottage cheese and mayo. Hush! It’s good!) and rolls for dindin. I’m actually cookin’ as I post. Go Me and my multi-taskin’ mad skillz! Yay for no cancer **gigity**. Hope the doc figures out what ails ya **sari**. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/223 "2013-10-24T21:28:19Z")
[del]Brains[/del] Chikin 'n rice has been consumed. Nice Fall nummy sum’n eat. YUM! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/224 "2013-10-24T21:42:44Z")
Long, busy day. Supper was quick and easy mac-n-cheese from a box because \*\*FCD \*\*asked for it. My sis emailed [this link](http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny) to me and I just had to share… It seemed so right for this audience. I missed a staff meeting today - damn the luck!! 😃 My email is web-based Outlook which, as far as I can tell, doesn’t have any alerts when you get mail. The boss’ boss sent an invite out at 1 for a meeting at 2, and I found out after my boss came back and asked why I missed the meeting. He’s a nice guy, but not that bright, I’m finding out. He knows I don’t have access to the system everyone else uses for email. :rolleyes: But that’s fine, because I had a lot of work to do. It’s cold and dreary and I have to pellet stove fired up to take the chill out. So glad tomorrow’s Firday!!! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/225 "2013-10-24T22:06:12Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I hate holidays and bad jokes. > :smack: Did you hear about the ghost who saw himself in the mirror? He scared the sheet out of himself. Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the BRAAAAIIIINNNNZZZZ!!! Yay for no cancer, **gigi**! **Nettie** , hope you run out of viruses. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/226 "2013-10-24T22:13:24Z")
My one and only Halloween ha-ha: What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/227 "2013-10-24T22:20:35Z")
> [@I ate Spock's Brain](#): > > Did you hear about the ghost who saw himself in the mirror? > He scared the sheet out of himself. > > Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the BRAAAAIIIINNNNZZZZ!!! > > Yay for no cancer, **gigi**! > > **Nettie** , hope you run out of viruses. Hey new user name! ::shakes fist:: 😉 **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/228 "2013-10-24T22:55:47Z")
Off to knit and veg. _ **MWAH!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/229 "2013-10-24T23:00:01Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Hey new user name! > > ::shakes fist:: > > 😉 > > **Jim** : gnaws on fist : Making Curried [del]chicken[/del]BRAAAAAAIIIINNNZZZ! and lemongrass rice. Late hockey tonight. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/230 "2013-10-24T23:05:25Z")
I do not understand all this talk of new user names. I see nothin’ out of the ordinary. Nope. Nuttin’ weird goin’ on at all. No zombies anywhere. Everything is fine. Do not panic. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/231 "2013-10-24T23:06:06Z")
Home from the doc. He had to shove a wick in my ear because it is so swollen. The drops I need are :::GASP::: $100 but the pharmasist I’m in too much pain to look up the spelling got him to give me something cheaper $25. I should have gotten some pain meds my ear really hurts now way worse than before now I want to cry Maybe the drops are working at making the swelling go down and that is what hurts because it hurts way worse now than it did before. oh damn seer y’all tomorrow this hurts too much ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/232 "2013-10-24T23:24:51Z")
ROWR! **::Bloody Palm::** ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/233 "2013-10-24T23:49:05Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I hate holidays and bad jokes. > :smack: Boy did you come to the wrong place. Not that I have a joke to add. Unless I do the one about booberries, and I refuse to stoop that low. Is it sad that I’m feeling a little proud that I got the trash out before the truck came by this morning? That actually used to be a recurring problem. Maybe I can use the idea of millimorts (very small increases of risk of death) to invent a rating for very small victories or accolades. Maybe milli i i i i . . . . millirahs? Millipobs? (POB = pat on back) Hmmm. Let me think about it. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/234 "2013-10-25T00:36:12Z")
How come everyone has a Halloween username except me? ☹ I don’t know who to contact to get one. Could someone PM me please? thanks. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/235 "2013-10-25T00:45:31Z")
Midget got drunk with some coworkers today. True or False? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/236 "2013-10-25T00:48:41Z")
Most midgets I know could drink you under the table. Esp if there aren’t any chairs. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/237 "2013-10-25T00:58:49Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > How come everyone has a Halloween username except me? ☹ I don’t know who to contact to get one. Could someone PM me please? thanks. The Zombies are just having a little trouble getting through customs. They will be there for you soon enough. :eek: **Jim The Reaver** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/238 "2013-10-25T01:05:33Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Boy did you come to the wrong place. I was here when you were excreting ocher, carrion breath. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/239 "2013-10-25T01:07:23Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > How come everyone has a Halloween username except me? ☹ I don’t know who to contact to get one. Could someone PM me please? thanks. Nor do I have one. We are too classy. If you must persist with this strange desire, I suggest you contact Twickster. Of all the Moderators that I have know, hers is the most…human. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/240 "2013-10-25T01:12:32Z")
Well… my username may change temporarily soon. 🙂 Also: the SDMB ought to have a breathalyzer attached to it. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799.md?page=13)