# It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 21, 2013, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799 "2013-10-21T09:00:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/101 "2013-10-22T13:11:03Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > Today’s job…drained and cleaned an absess on my cat’s cheek this morning. BTDT. Horrible smell. Not as bad as heated cat urine or week-dead human body, but close. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/102 "2013-10-22T14:17:00Z")
I have successfully peed in a cup for our new overlords’ drug test. It’s times like this that I wish I had the apparatus to aim. I’ll never be able to write my name in the snow, either. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/103 "2013-10-22T14:19:15Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I have successfully peed in a cup for our new overlords’ drug test. It’s times like this that I wish I had the apparatus to aim. I’ll never be able to write my name in the snow, either. That would depend on how legible your signature is, wouldn’t it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/104 "2013-10-22T18:53:05Z")
Shopping done, sort of. We skipped one store because I wasn’t feeling well. Groceries put away. Laundry is in washer, pizza has been eaten by Sah-son, I passed on it. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/105 "2013-10-22T19:12:13Z")
::tiptoes through thread:: Just came by to haint the place. (Plus wonder if I’ve been demoted to guest. Yep. Hee, hee.) ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/106 "2013-10-22T19:24:40Z")
**Pugs!** :tacklehug: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/107 "2013-10-22T19:45:15Z")
Howdy from da cave! I am one tahrd bear. It’s icky, rainy and dreary out and was all the to and from the lower southeast forty. However, I accomplished my mission so I reckon I can be proud of that. Beast stew and cornbread for dindin. One of those days when it’s nice to yank sump’n out of the freezer and heat it up. The beast stew that is. Frozen cornbread would not be good. I shall make fresh cornbread. Cornbread muffins even. Also, I have some boneless chikin boobs simmerin’ away on the stove. I shall throw in some smushed garlic cloves shortly. This is the beginnin’ of homemade chikin noodle soup with chikin (duh!), aig noodles, carrots, celery and onion. YUM! **Ace** sounds like the meds are workin’ perfectly fine to me! 😃 Ok, on to, ummm… other stuff. ETA: **{{{Puggy}}}**!!! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/108 "2013-10-22T19:47:29Z")
**Puggy**!!! Where the heck have you been hiding!!! Everybody thought you’d been abducted by aliens, probed, and made a goddess in their alien world. Or else you got rip-roarin’ drunk and just got out of jail… either way. 😃 I went to get my retiree CAC this afternoon - I had been told all I needed was my SF-50. Wrong. I needed 2 forms of gummint ID, and I only had one. Dammit. But I’ve made an appointment for tomorrow and I’ve got my passport in my purse so I should be all CAC’d by the end of the day tomorrow. \*\*Drae \*\*- just pee into a squeeze bottle, then use that to write. Not exactly the same, but if your life will be complete with your urine-ized signature in the snow, there ya go! You’re welcome!! Meatloaf and twice-baked N.O.T.s and carrots for supper. And thus endeth the second work day of the week. Whew! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/109 "2013-10-22T19:56:03Z")
Bowl–\>Raman–\>Microwave–\>_Lunch!_ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/110 "2013-10-22T20:05:08Z")
{{{{ **Puggy** }}}} long time no Mump! Yay for peeing, **Drae**! rosie, don’t font in public, it’s unladylike!😛 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/111 "2013-10-22T20:09:06Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Bowl–\>Raman–\>Microwave–\>_Lunch!_ I didn’t realize you were a college student… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/112 "2013-10-22T20:50:49Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Bowl–\>Raman–\>Microwave–\>_Lunch!_ **Aced** it in two. 😃 Happy twoosday all! I personally like to use my UrinePen™ to write others names in the snow on the rare occasions that I am in a snowy environ. Should start to write girls names, keep em guessing. Cheers **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/113 "2013-10-22T21:23:46Z")
In case anyone’s wondering, the meatloaf smells yummerrific!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/114 "2013-10-22T21:42:53Z")
I said it before and I’ll say it again Banks are teh stoopid. Speaking of teh stoopid, who is this Kendra person and why do I care if she is on top? I hate to ask on top of what because I think I really do not want to know. Sandwich for dinner I think. My tummy is feeling better now. Maybe soup instead. I need to decide soon as irk starts in 20 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/115 "2013-10-22T21:53:19Z")
**sari** I think the premise is, if you’re skanky enough, WE will give you your own teevee show. Beef stew and cornbread has been ingested. YUM! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/116 "2013-10-22T21:55:17Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I have successfully peed in a cup for our new overlords’ drug test. It’s times like this that I wish I had the apparatus to aim. I’ll never be able to write my name in the snow, either. Next time it snows, call me. We’ll team up so you can write in the snow. 😉 Appropriate response is, “Gee **Spidey** , that’s very thoughtful of you to help out a fellow mumper.” ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/117 "2013-10-22T22:00:17Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **sari** I think the premise is, if you’re skanky enough, WE will give you your own teevee show. > > Beef stew and cornbread has been ingested. YUM! Gee the maybe I should nominate the HFH she is pure skank and stoopid too. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/118 "2013-10-22T22:13:36Z")
Meatloaf was good. N.O.T.s were good. Carrots were a bit too salty. But overall, supper was yum. Ice cream or punkin pie later. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/119 "2013-10-22T22:46:48Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > Gee the maybe I should nominate the HFH she is pure skank and stoopid too. She’d be an Emmy winner > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Meatloaf was good. N.O.T.s were good. Carrots were a bit too salty. But overall, supper was yum. > > Ice cream or punkin pie later. 😃 [Why not both?](http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Why+not+just+pick+time+travel+go+back+in+time+_5befb80ab11ee4c36ce90e6b92a44a5b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799/120 "2013-10-22T22:58:46Z")
**sari** what **Rosie** said re HFH **MOOOOOOM** what **Rosie** said re pie and ice cream. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-dirty-job-but-somebody-has-to-do-it-mmp/671799.md?page=7)