# it's a ducky suggestion... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-ducky-suggestion/28613 "2000-08-08T20:29:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-ducky-suggestion/28613/1 "2000-08-08T20:29:02Z")
Ok, I was talking with Sanibelman last night, and having one of our usual conversations, when he suggested it’d be neat if somehow all the duck related dopers joined forces with Toilet Duck. Now, I’ve got all the tanks and scrub brushes ready for use, all I need are recruits. Sorry, duck related doper usernames only. ::faint quacks in the distance:: That must be Toilet duck on his way to help me train the recruits. Sanibelman’s gonna have quacking scrubbing nightmares for weeks now. Heheeheh. Oh well, I think I can help with the nightmares… ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-ducky-suggestion/28613/2 "2000-08-08T20:55:53Z")
Um–obviously I’m missing something here, perhaps some Drug Underworld connotations? You want to have a thread where we do nothing but scrub toilets? Yes? No? Me, I’m a Liquid Vanish person myself. Squirt, soak, swipe, you’re done. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-ducky-suggestion/28613/3 "2000-08-08T21:20:27Z")
Um, well, you’re gonna have to ask Sanibelman why he thought this would be kewl. I mean, yeah, the commercials are kewl and everything, just um, ::starts to tear up:: I miss Quacky! I was taking him for a walk one day, and he got off his leash, and an hour later I saw his footprints going into a chinese restauraunt. They wouldn’t even let me bury his golden roasted body! WAAAAAAH!!! [just kidding, I never had a pet duck.] ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-ducky-suggestion/28613/4 "2000-08-08T22:29:25Z")
Duck Duck Goose, you make a good point. Maybe the toilets could just be part of training, and you could move on to bigger and better things, like bathtubs and sinks and kitchen counters later. After enough training, we will be prepared to RULE the WORLD! Bwahahahahahahaha… ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-ducky-suggestion/28613/5 "2000-08-08T23:29:09Z")
:: sneaks up on the ducks, aims his rifle… **BANG!** … :: Gonna be roast duck for dinner tonight… heheheheh… ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-ducky-suggestion/28613/6 "2000-08-09T00:22:35Z")
You shot a duck with a RIFLE?! Splatter City, babe. You’ll be lucky if you can scrape together enough fragments to make one serving. Eh, Sanibelman, I already rule the world here at God’s Little 1/16 Acre, what do I need your “toilet training” course for? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-ducky-suggestion/28613/7 "2000-08-09T04:01:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulsling \* > \*\*:: sneaks up on the ducks, aims his rifle… **BANG!** … :: > > Gonna be roast duck for dinner tonight… heheheheh… \*\* Oh no, Quacky!!! ::scrambles to dead duck, trying to put the pieces together:: If only the pen was closed today! I would never have to deal with the funeral expenses… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-ducky-suggestion/28613/8 "2000-08-09T04:10:54Z")
::grans a leg from the dead duck and bites into it:: Now if only I had some orange sauce…