# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/1 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")
In Cafe Society: What were these “side dishes” I was served at a Korean restaurant? Pregnant Bones ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/2 "2011-11-04T14:22:42Z")
From GQ: \*\*Where can I buy worthless land? DMZ, Korea\*\* Really, I saw that and thought, “if there isn’t a sequential threads thread in MPSIMS then I have to start one!” ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/3 "2011-11-04T14:44:14Z")
\*\*What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out? Common English phrases that, when you really think about it, don’t make sense\*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/4 "2011-11-04T14:51:17Z")
**Poll: Your patience for idle talk? I Just Tooted at Work** I fart in your general direction! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/5 "2011-11-04T15:04:16Z")
\*\* I Just Tooted at Work Am I owed anything?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/6 "2011-11-04T15:27:11Z")
Or: \*\* Where can I buy worthless land? Question about Council Housing in the UK \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/7 "2011-11-05T08:55:13Z")
**What do you regret? “Chicken Noogie” and "Ministroke"** It was never going to end well. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/8 "2011-11-05T09:49:35Z")
\*\*Ever get “the strap” in school. Going back to school at 41? \*\* But now they’re telling me I’m too old for the strap. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/9 "2011-11-06T02:20:19Z")
Right now in the pit: \*\* Posting styles you hate Like stupid and pompous idiots, who try to define and limit what art is\*\* Asked and answered! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/10 "2011-11-06T05:37:13Z")
**I Just Tooted at Work Design my Mid-life Crisis Tattoo** “Silent But Deadly” will get you respect in biker bars. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/11 "2011-11-06T16:40:32Z")
**Will there be a cure for Alzheimer’s Disease in my lifetime? The magical killing box** On sale just in time for the holidays, from Kevorkian Enterprises. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/12 "2011-11-06T17:50:12Z")
\*\*What Bond Themes Do You Like? Characters throwing up into public toilet bowls \*\* Weirdo! ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/13 "2011-11-07T08:11:43Z")
\*\*Has the SDMB changed much over the years? Poll: More annoying? Lenghy paragraphs in lower case or IN ALL CAPS? (with bonus run-on sentences) \*\* I vote no, about the same level. ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/14 "2011-11-07T08:13:52Z")
**Ask the professional indexer. What Do They Do With Old Churches?** Give them a a unique reference number. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/15 "2011-11-07T10:53:52Z")
**#OccupyWallStreet People who can’t debate** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/16 "2011-11-07T14:23:58Z")
\*\* Going back to school at 41? What do you folks get “carded” for\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/17 "2011-11-07T14:44:11Z")
\*\* Happy/sad news Is love easy or hard? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/18 "2011-11-07T17:42:33Z")
**Inspired by GQ, what’s your experience with female ejaculation? How often would you like to have sex?** Twice a day, but we’d never keep up with the laundry **The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread Google does a barrel roll** 🆒 **Earthquake in Oklahoma 5.2 magnitude (prelim) "Chinese fire drill"** Not now! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/19 "2011-11-07T17:53:34Z")
\*\*What was your Hypnagogic Hallucination ? “Chinese fire drill” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cryptic\_C62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cryptic\_C62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptic_C62)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/20 "2011-11-07T19:37:08Z")
\*\*Tell Me a Joke It Looks As If I Have MS \*\* …that’s not a very funny joke. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=2)