# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/181 "2011-11-30T12:28:48Z")
\*\* Human bites - how do we stack up? Nutritional value of human flesh \*\* \*\*A new dog? A new dog! Pick a dog, any dog \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/182 "2011-11-30T13:02:02Z")
\*\*I’ve Had A Crap Day… A new dog? A new dog! Pick a dog, any dog \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/183 "2011-11-30T14:46:02Z")
\*\*Add a line to this movie/greeting card cliche… HE is gay? Who the hell woulda thunk it… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/184 "2011-11-30T16:23:57Z")
Water-cooler water: Fresh from the men’s room Will dog pee stain a deck? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/185 "2011-11-30T18:06:59Z")
\*\*How familiar do you have to be with a work to legitimately make fun of it? “Rudolph” T.V. Special \*\* Thread was started in 2000 and has been rescurrected every year for ten years? We are very familiar with it and have made every joke possible about it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/186 "2011-11-30T18:15:26Z")
\*\*Could I teach myself to fly a helicopter in an emergency? Is it rude to expect your guests to pray with you? \*\* Nope, in that case it would be expected. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/187 "2011-11-30T20:03:04Z")
**Territorial Adults! I am failing at work** That’s OK, just stay the hell out of my cubicle. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/188 "2011-12-01T00:32:01Z")
**Ask the guy in the 99.9th %ile for height Famous Names of Airplanes** Wow, he really IS tall. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/189 "2011-12-01T02:22:16Z")
\*\*How white are you? How Many Slaves Work For You? \*\* I know. I’m bad. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/190 "2011-12-01T13:44:38Z")
\*\* Pick a dog, any dog Consumer Watchdog _D_ \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/191 "2011-12-01T14:16:50Z")
**Secret Santa 2011 The most interesting man in the world** “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat the reindeer.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/192 "2011-12-01T14:48:03Z")
\*\*The Celebrity Death Pool 2012 Bakers Dozen \*\* Since **Baker** now runs the Death Pool, this is really a cool sequential thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/193 "2011-12-01T16:10:08Z")
\*\* I can’t believe I’d never heard of… The neverending homophobia of the Salvation Army \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/194 "2011-12-01T18:52:38Z")
**Romance 101, I need to learn… Where do you put your dirty dry cleaning?** Laundry is eternally sparkling fresh in Romance 101. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/195 "2011-12-01T20:51:57Z")
**Is it rude to expect your guests to pray with you? They don’t pay me enough to…** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/196 "2011-12-02T14:33:22Z")
\*\*So, I’m building a personal religious library… Should I try Apple? \*\* No. Apple is forbidden. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/197 "2011-12-02T19:08:42Z")
\*\*Tell Me a Joke God is funny \*\* So Let God Tell Me a Joke ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/198 "2011-12-02T19:52:06Z")
\*\*Longest you’ve gone without food/calories How would you handle this eating issue? \*\* Have a sammich. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/199 "2011-12-03T00:35:17Z")
\*\* What pointless thing would you do with $50 billion? Tipping for Take Out \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/200 "2011-12-03T01:07:51Z")
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