# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/241 "2011-12-12T07:50:37Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > He better give the German version, “Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!”. The English version is just too dangerous. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/242 "2011-12-12T16:02:31Z")
\*\*How do you wrap gifts? We were promised jet-packs! \*\* Fire-proof wrapping paper. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/243 "2011-12-13T17:44:59Z")
\*\*how do people in urban areas get groceries home? Chew through a chain link fence? \*\* Sometimes, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/244 "2011-12-13T19:24:15Z")
\*\*Advice on portable table saws and sliding compound miter saws Do you wake up in bits and pieces or all at once? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/245 "2011-12-13T22:23:29Z")
**A little girl disappears in Detroit… "But she’s my mother!"** That’s just two kinds of wrong right there. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/246 "2011-12-14T00:34:41Z")
\*\*Things you love that more people should Horrible Christmas movies \*\* Absolutely! …and at the risk of repeating myself, [have a Patrick Swayze Christmas](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0776520/), everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/247 "2011-12-14T01:52:29Z")
**Most universal joke The Big Bang** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/248 "2011-12-14T15:24:54Z")
**So what do you do if you’re alone Christmas day? Just letting it out** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/249 "2011-12-14T16:41:27Z")
\*\*Help me fill my wife’s Christmas stocking! Have you ever used your sock to masturbate? \*\* Oh, I left you _something_, all right… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/250 "2011-12-14T17:27:40Z")
**So what do you do if you’re alone Christmas day? Do you have an awesome shower? Share!** You could recruit shower companions at the mall. No matter what happens, you’re guaranteed not to be alone on Christmas day. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/251 "2011-12-14T17:57:08Z")
\*\*What can I replace the Tbsp of flour in this casserole with? Wine Glasses \*\* Yeah, I hear they’re not dangerous if they’re ground fine enough. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/252 "2011-12-14T20:37:40Z")
**What counts as a ‘sin’? The Big Bang** The stupid thing a lie made up by God hating scientists! I hope it burns in hell! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/253 "2011-12-15T06:17:16Z")
**Jefferson and Sally Hemings People in vegetative states** They’re LONG past that. ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/254 "2011-12-15T11:38:46Z")
From GQ: **What happened “before” evolution? The evolution of "fanny"** A unique theory of abiogenesis, there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/255 "2011-12-15T20:17:40Z")
**Poll: Have you ever used your sock to masturbate? How hard is it to hang wallpaper?** For today’s skilled multitasker, no problem. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/256 "2011-12-16T03:30:33Z")
**What are the funniest or most interesting bumper stickers? Nationalism, stereotypes, and mocking of other cultures** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/257 "2011-12-16T06:53:49Z")
**Insomnia cures How often do you wake up in the night?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/258 "2011-12-16T20:03:21Z")
\*\*A lot of New Yorkers are taking the stairs today . . . NY lady crushed in elevator - freak accident \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/259 "2011-12-17T00:03:24Z")
\*\*Poll: Have you ever used your sock to masturbate? Poll: Have you ever licked a 9-volt battery? \*\* Dang, we need more interesting perversions around here. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/260 "2011-12-17T01:48:26Z")
**Real alien spacecraft observed- what would happen? The Big Bang** Yup, we’d blow it up real good. Bunch of anal-probing bastards! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=14)