# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/261 "2011-12-17T20:58:46Z")
\*\*Arguments for the non-existence of God. I’m an evil bastard. Can I get into Heaven? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/262 "2011-12-18T00:27:58Z")
**You’re hopelessly out of touch if you’ve never heard of… Singing** I can’t argue with that. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/263 "2011-12-18T10:26:30Z")
**What’s the wackiest thing a student has done in a class? Liberal with a gun** :eek: No bullets I hope. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/264 "2011-12-19T10:20:26Z")
**WTF moments from otherwise innocuous TV/movies Hoarders and Hoarding: Buried Alive** So there I am, watching a show about a family living in filth, when out of nowhere they start doing a musical number. I’m like, “WTF?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/265 "2011-12-19T13:23:05Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **WTF moments from otherwise innocuous TV/movies > Hoarders and Hoarding: Buried Alive** > > So there I am, watching a show about a family living in filth, when out of nowhere they start doing a musical number. I’m like, “WTF?” Cue the Bee Gees: “Buried Alive, Buried Alive. Ah ah ah ah, Buried Alive!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/266 "2011-12-19T14:18:44Z")
\*\*Question about bookies Kim Jong-il Is Dead \*\* Nope, the Death Pool doesn’t start until January 1. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/267 "2011-12-19T15:17:57Z")
**Because I’m lazy I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ clean well groomed homeless people** That’s like being a physician and hanging out a shingle reading: “Practice Limited To The Healthy”. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/268 "2011-12-19T16:08:46Z")
**can someone explain to me what this “occupying xxxx” movement is? Ignorance of the General Public** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/269 "2011-12-19T18:53:32Z")
**More things your kids say that break you up. I have never…** :p:p:D:p:p ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/270 "2011-12-19T21:54:39Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > > [@Nobody](#): > > > > **WTF moments from otherwise innocuous TV/movies > > Hoarders and Hoarding: Buried Alive** > > > > So there I am, watching a show about a family living in filth, when out of nowhere they start doing a musical number. I’m like, “WTF?” > > Cue the Bee Gees: “Buried Alive, Buried Alive. Ah ah ah ah, Buried Alive!” That’s pretty good. 🆒 **McDonalds: Two Lane Drive-Throughs. WTF? A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius** It brings a tear to my eye. Now once they finish with the burger vending machines for the lobby… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/271 "2011-12-19T22:02:25Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Cue the Bee Gees: “Buried Alive, Buried Alive. Ah ah ah ah, Buried Alive!” Thanks for the earworm. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/272 "2011-12-19T22:07:34Z")
**Its November 1941: You Are In TOTAL Command of Operation Barbarossa-What To Do? Poll: Do you like movies with gladiators in them?** That’s it! I’ll have Hannibal’s legions besiege Moscow, while Spartacus lays waste to Kiev!!! By Jupiter, Russia will yet be mine. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/273 "2011-12-20T09:31:58Z")
\*\*MEAN Christmas presents I can accept most of this, except for the sugar Secret Santa 2011 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Postariti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Postariti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Postariti)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/274 "2011-12-20T10:12:05Z")
I Can Haz Balloon? Ask the Patent Examiner What to do when you don’t know what to do with your life. Troll and Trolling. Please explain? Am I Starting The MMP? I’m quitting smoking, too. (Any reason is a good reason to quit smoking, but maybe that’s carrying it a little too far.) The Invisible Mother Freya Hoffmeister rounding Tierra del Fuego in a kayak (At least they think it’s her…) ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/275 "2011-12-20T12:44:40Z")
\*\*Because I’m Lazy I… Clean Well-Groomed Homeless People\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/276 "2011-12-20T12:45:50Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#): > > \*\*Because I’m Lazy I… > > Clean Well-Groomed Homeless People\*\* Pssst…post 267 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/277 "2011-12-20T12:52:55Z")
\*\* Did they really sacrifice virgins to volcanos? Excruciatingly Hot, Burning Surge up the Back of the Neck/Head \*\* But it only lasts a second. ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/278 "2011-12-20T13:20:36Z")
\*\*What is the NEXT BIG THING?! Christmas dinner \*\* Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/279 "2011-12-20T14:58:39Z")
**More things your kids say that break you up.** **"I am a Morman"** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/280 "2011-12-20T17:10:55Z")
\*\* Teen to Santa: “Gimme what I want or you’re dead meat!” I love my new car. (2012 Elantra.)\*\* If you’re going to extort St. Nick, why not at least go for a Mercedes? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=15)