# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/281 "2011-12-20T17:35:39Z")
From AOL’s front page: \*\*Late Dictator’s Body Lies in State ‘No Words for That Kind of Tragedy’ \*\* Yeah, I loved Dear Leader, too. ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/282 "2011-12-20T17:58:52Z")
\*\*A man I grew up with was falsely convicted of capital murder. Is there anything you can do to help? \*\* **Flying reindear?** Santa brings Christmas joy by busting innocent people out of jail! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/283 "2011-12-20T18:26:55Z")
\*\* WTF moments from otherwise innocuous TV/movies “Rudolph” T.V. Special \*\* More WTF moments in that one than you’d believe ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/284 "2011-12-20T18:29:57Z")
\*\*Not-the-greatest movies you watch over and over Christmas Zombie Movie Marathon \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/285 "2011-12-20T22:55:32Z")
**My Problems With Relativity Should I care if Play-Doh freezes?** No, but if the Slinky walks back _up_ the stairs, I’m outta here. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/286 "2011-12-21T11:21:18Z")
**Which deity do you believe in? Ask the guy who has been awake for nearly 30 hours** Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/287 "2011-12-21T13:47:56Z")
\*\* What are your food and eating oddities? All I want to cook is SOUP. Is there a support group (with recipes)? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/288 "2011-12-21T14:37:03Z")
\*\* Fuck people who call people “mouth-breathers” This cycle’s crop of Republican candidates\*\* 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/289 "2011-12-21T16:37:30Z")
\*\*New Thai Airline Recruiting Transsexual Stewardesses I’m going to be the crazy bird lady. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/290 "2011-12-21T17:41:57Z")
\*\*What’s your Christmas Charity? MEAN Christmas presents \*\* They specialize in gift certificates for stationary stores. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/291 "2011-12-21T19:18:06Z")
**Help me study for the Private Pilot oral exam I’m going to be the crazy bird lady.** “Alright, what do you do when both engines flame out at 5,000 feet?” “Flap my wings EXTRA HARD! BRAWWWWK!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/292 "2011-12-21T22:10:43Z")
**Wharever Happened to the Killer Bees? Muammar Gaddafi’s female bodyguards** Yup, even killer bees can’t fuck with those dames. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/293 "2011-12-22T15:04:02Z")
**Broken right out of the box. Christmas presents that never worked. Okay, so what are the gifts you are giving this year** Borders’ gift certificates. Hee hee! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/294 "2011-12-22T18:17:36Z")
\*\*Help me think of non-obvious camping-related gifts Could you live as a homeless person for one year? \*\* The right gear should help. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/295 "2011-12-22T19:27:26Z")
\*\*N.T.S.B. recomendation “Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/296 "2011-12-22T19:29:35Z")
**Poll: Death is not an option: AMPUTATION! Poll: Death is not an option: Sex: The followup Poll: Death is not an option: Imprisonment** The reality show possibilities are mind-boggling. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/297 "2011-12-22T23:40:54Z")
\*\*What words do you never use? “I am a Morman” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/298 "2011-12-23T10:01:55Z")
\*\*What words do you never use? “Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/299 "2011-12-23T10:10:34Z")
**First gay “first kiss” in US Navy happens; world doesn’t end More quakes in Christchurch** Uh-oh. God’s aim seems to be a trifle off, though. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/300 "2011-12-23T10:36:48Z")
**Are you a spoiler whore? “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” – anyone seeing it?** Cause if you are, get ready for the big twist where… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=16)